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![EMERGENCY!!!! I just closed up all the windows and settled into bed and got all comfortable and opened the app on my phone to turn the air conditioning back on […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nestoffline-115x115.png "Important Emergency!!!! I’m trapped in bed and I need your help!!")
Important Emergency!!!! I’m trapped in bed and I need your help!!
Posted on July 18, 2014 | No CommentsEMERGENCY!!!! I just closed up all the windows and settled into bed and got all comfortable and opened the app on my phone to turn the air conditioning back on […] -
![What to do when you gots to fit that midnight dip in the pool in before bed but theres still business planning for work the next day to do? SmartPeopleGlasses […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Swimming in Hipster Glasses gets things DONE")
Swimming in Hipster Glasses gets things DONE
Posted on July 2, 2014 | No CommentsWhat to do when you gots to fit that midnight dip in the pool in before bed but theres still business planning for work the next day to do? SmartPeopleGlasses […] -
Your selective concern for stuff weirds me out
Posted on June 21, 2014 | No CommentsAs someone who probably is overly cautious in some areas and irresponsibly not-so in others, I sympathize with the weird safety questions chicks will mention randomly. This is like…every girl […] -
![On laptop at my gate here at the St Louis airport and this dude passes me 3 times, eyefucking me like I’m the last slice of pizza; sits down next […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Photo-on-5-21-14-at-4.33-PM-115x115.jpg "Missed Connection: This dude creepin on me a foot to my right")
Missed Connection: This dude creepin on me a foot to my right
Posted on May 21, 2014 | 2 CommentsOn laptop at my gate here at the St Louis airport and this dude passes me 3 times, eyefucking me like I’m the last slice of pizza; sits down next […] -
Don’t tell me what to do, Computer
Posted on May 13, 2014 | No CommentsWho the hell do you think you are, telling me I didn’t eject my USB device “properly”? Bitch, I’ll shove that thing in and out of you or any other […] -
![I’d rather just wave a magic wand and have the scattered trash and debris in my yard just go away, but unfortunately, like my D, it aint gonna blow itself. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-30-at-5.06.59-PM-115x115.png "Gettin things done")
Gettin things done
Posted on April 30, 2014 | No CommentsI’d rather just wave a magic wand and have the scattered trash and debris in my yard just go away, but unfortunately, like my D, it aint gonna blow itself. […] -
“Mother Earth” is the worst of all religions
Posted on April 16, 2014 | No CommentsThere are some goofy supernatural faiths about intelligent arbiters of laws governing the universe but Queen of the Goof Troop is the “mother earth” bullshit. The earth is not a […] -
Have I ever told you how bitches be Cray?
Posted on March 18, 2014 | 1 CommentThis is a perfect storm of suck… I am super sleep-sensitive to where I am destroyed without my full 8 hours and the previous morning I got to bed late […] -
Sleep is so dumb
Posted on March 9, 2014 | No CommentsI hate sleep. It’s like practicing being dead .__. As a commenter on Facebook noted of this observache: this concept summarizes why bedtime sucks no matter what age you are. […] -
Just doing some yard work while singing Frozen songs like a BOSS…
Posted on March 7, 2014 | No Comments“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” is a cliche I’ve known is true since a child but in adulthood its more like “if you […]