I was on the beach with a gay gentleman and another guy a few hours ago and we were discussing who should take the key to our bungalow back with them. I said the guy going back now should take it because myself and the gay dude could just get buzzed in through the front entrance. The gay guy then said “what if we go in the back door?” and I of course said, duh, you’d have to walk your ass around the front. Then there was some blah blah blah and I remembered the gay guy has a key also that we all forgot about – so the way I said it was to say “oh, you don’t need a key cuz you have the…” and then I patted my back pocket to reference where his own key is.
In a shocked manner, clealy not realizing I was making a reference to the key in his butt pocket, the gay guy says “that’s not what I meant by back door!!”
and I laughed…
and a girl nearby on a towel laughed. because it was funny… because this person thought I was randomly referring to anal sex…
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