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![More specifically: How to be sneaky without anyone knowing that you are being sneaky. Sneaking isn’t just about being quiet. Being quiet is only half the game. The real trick […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "How to sneak sneakily")
How to sneak sneakily
Posted on December 30, 2023 | No CommentsMore specifically: How to be sneaky without anyone knowing that you are being sneaky. Sneaking isn’t just about being quiet. Being quiet is only half the game. The real trick […] -
“Good as sh*t/hell” is not ironic
Posted on November 4, 2023 | No CommentsI just realized something in a half-awake, brain-melting haze while lying in bed, too tired to sleep but too awake to pass out. That weird, delirious state where thoughts stop […] -
Sweet Sweat – English is dumb
Posted on July 21, 2023 | No CommentsEnglish, you absolute garbage of a language. How did we let this happen? Who decided that every other “-eat” word should follow the normal pronunciation pattern, but “sweat” gets to just go rogue like […] -
![Laying here plugged into my various Youth machines, lasers, and serums, thinking about early 2000’s dumb things and sent someone a message using the phrase about me being strapped into […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/compression.boots_-115x115.png "How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are")
How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
Posted on January 28, 2023 | No CommentsLaying here plugged into my various Youth machines, lasers, and serums, thinking about early 2000’s dumb things and sent someone a message using the phrase about me being strapped into […] -
![It’s way past time that I’ve admitted this problem… For years. I have mixed powdered supplements, teas and juices and other drinkable liquids in glasses and instead of using a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/wine-glass-perfect-swirling-115x115.gif "I can’t swirl drinks for shit")
I can’t swirl drinks for shit
Posted on January 17, 2023 | No CommentsIt’s way past time that I’ve admitted this problem… For years. I have mixed powdered supplements, teas and juices and other drinkable liquids in glasses and instead of using a […] -
![Over the last 5 years these realtime video filters have been progressing and it won’t be too long before they are indistinguishable from reality. This one looked better in real […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/rich-filter-glasses-beard-115x115.png "Live AI Beard Filter Bruh")
Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
Posted on January 12, 2023 | No CommentsOver the last 5 years these realtime video filters have been progressing and it won’t be too long before they are indistinguishable from reality. This one looked better in real […] -
![I just found this out today and it is disturbing and you should not be okay with the paucity in our linguistic matriculations. I have literally been saying this for […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/trump-iknowwords-115x115.gif "It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word")
It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
Posted on January 10, 2023 | No CommentsI just found this out today and it is disturbing and you should not be okay with the paucity in our linguistic matriculations. I have literally been saying this for […] -
Spam hurts my feelings
Posted on January 3, 2023 | No CommentsI don’t know what broke me, but every time I get a junk spam text or an obvious bot message on Instagram, there’s a solid second where my brain immediately […] -
Why most Nightmare Before Christmas merch sucks
Posted on December 17, 2022 | No CommentsThe entire magic of The Nightmare Before Christmas is in its surreal, impossible character designs – the way they stretch the limits of what should exist. Watching it on film is mesmerizing […] -
Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
Posted on December 2, 2022 | No CommentsWe all know that glowing stuff is super rad – obvs – but why doesn’t it ever actually… like… work? Glow-paint always over promises and goes to subterranean levels of […]