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![I’m all hot-tubbed out for the night, a cool tropical breeze with the smell of flowers to it is blowing through the open balcony, the silk jammies are on and […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cheersmofos-115x115.jpeg "Cheers, Mofos (+ a great background for your phone!)")
Cheers, Mofos (+ a great background for your phone!)
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No CommentsI’m all hot-tubbed out for the night, a cool tropical breeze with the smell of flowers to it is blowing through the open balcony, the silk jammies are on and […] -
![[Live-updated via phone // syndicated from facebook status]: this hippy, kinda milfy woman in the hot tub here just told me that reincarnation is real and it is the reason […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Reincarnation Invincibility")
Reincarnation Invincibility
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No Comments[Live-updated via phone // syndicated from facebook status]: this hippy, kinda milfy woman in the hot tub here just told me that reincarnation is real and it is the reason […] -
LEADERSHIP
Posted on May 8, 2012 | No CommentsLeadership means being the first one to cross a street with no cars coming and show the rest of the people waiting that it is okay to go even though […] -
![Serious question: Why are people like this? What is the motivation to just randomly be jerky and then turn everything into a dick-measuring contest? I posted this picture to a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/directaccess-115x115.jpg "“Direct Access” to the beach (from an expert)")
“Direct Access” to the beach (from an expert)
Posted on May 5, 2012 | No CommentsSerious question: Why are people like this? What is the motivation to just randomly be jerky and then turn everything into a dick-measuring contest? I posted this picture to a […] -
![Don’t hate. This is how Papi Rico Bang Bang makes his Yum Yums. Update: i burnt my arms in a sleeveless shirt today and am kindov furious that i wasnt […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/shoulder-115x115.jpg "Fryin up some hottness")
Fryin up some hottness
Posted on May 4, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t hate. This is how Papi Rico Bang Bang makes his Yum Yums. Update: i burnt my arms in a sleeveless shirt today and am kindov furious that i wasnt […] -
![whats that, two 32oz cups of frozen yogurt & banana coconut ice cream? you want me to eat you and not share with anyone? i..well…i mean…i GUESS theres a frozen […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/frozenyums-115x115.jpeg "Frozen Famine of Hawaii")
Frozen Famine of Hawaii
Posted on May 2, 2012 | No Commentswhats that, two 32oz cups of frozen yogurt & banana coconut ice cream? you want me to eat you and not share with anyone? i..well…i mean…i GUESS theres a frozen […] -
![It’s a special moment when you can capture a glance with someone who is also aware of the weird behavior others who are not self-aware are displaying. I wish real […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ummokayy-115x115.gif "Ummm….Ya…okay")
Ummm….Ya…okay
Posted on May 1, 2012 | No CommentsIt’s a special moment when you can capture a glance with someone who is also aware of the weird behavior others who are not self-aware are displaying. I wish real […] -
Beach Body
Posted on April 30, 2012 | No CommentsI was just down at the beach, took my shirt off and was all like – I could only count 4 of my abs. It was disgusting. A child cried, […] -
![Flying to Hawaii might SOUND like a fun time, but you’re not factoring in the hidden horrors of the First Class cabin. For one: the seat has way too many […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/firstclass.brek_-115x115.jpg "First Class Follies (Flying to Hawaii)")
First Class Follies (Flying to Hawaii)
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsFlying to Hawaii might SOUND like a fun time, but you’re not factoring in the hidden horrors of the First Class cabin. For one: the seat has way too many […] -
![Shout out to @ManiIsMyName, whom I will thank by name when they tell me what it is (that sounded a thousand times better while I was typing it than it […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sanstheanswers-115x115.png "I remember everything, sans my own videos")
I remember everything, sans my own videos
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsShout out to @ManiIsMyName, whom I will thank by name when they tell me what it is (that sounded a thousand times better while I was typing it than it […]