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![Update to yesterdays post of my stuck-in-Tampa saga: sister-in-law Sarah says the same plane prob happened to her mom and uncle recently. thanks for the jinxing. that’s totally what I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Avian flu: it’s going around")
Avian flu: it’s going around
Posted on November 29, 2010 | No CommentsUpdate to yesterdays post of my stuck-in-Tampa saga: sister-in-law Sarah says the same plane prob happened to her mom and uncle recently. thanks for the jinxing. that’s totally what I […] -
Good Morning Miami
Posted on November 29, 2010 | No CommentsThe gorgeous view from Miami. truly the stuff dreams are made of… -
![Woke up at 2AM to get out of Dodge if we’re pretending that Florida is called “Dodge”. Dropped my sister off at Orlando airport but it was too crowded for […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Screen-shot-2010-11-28-at-4.16.22-PM-115x115.jpg "Tamping it down")
Tamping it down
Posted on November 28, 2010 | No CommentsWoke up at 2AM to get out of Dodge if we’re pretending that Florida is called “Dodge”. Dropped my sister off at Orlando airport but it was too crowded for […] -
Don’t attack me. You will regret it…
Posted on November 23, 2010 | No CommentsThe ant hills where I am here are just mounds of dirt, not the traditional cones with a hole at the top so naturally I’ve been kicking them open to […] -
![I bought — oh sweet Fleevus, I just typed “bout” for “bought” and I’m mad at myself — but I bought a 2 terabyte external hard drive so I can […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/2tbmove-115x115.png "I aint goin if I can’t bring it with me")
I aint goin if I can’t bring it with me
Posted on November 19, 2010 | No CommentsI bought — oh sweet Fleevus, I just typed “bout” for “bought” and I’m mad at myself — but I bought a 2 terabyte external hard drive so I can […] -
Stark-renity Prayer
Posted on November 17, 2010 | 1 CommentLord, give me the serenity to accept that I must own this, the courage to put this decal on my Macbook and the wisdom to not ever bring it in […] -
California: Beautiful Disaster
Posted on November 15, 2010 | No CommentsDear Restofthecountry: most of you may have voted in state and local leaders last week who will reduce taxes and the size of governments stranglehold on us all while we […] -
![My favorite part of Fall is how when you’re out jogging, the head of your penis gets just a degree or two cooler than the rest of your body (since […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/coldheadcomments-115x115.png "Cool Heads in Autumn Awesome")
Cool Heads in Autumn Awesome
Posted on November 13, 2010 | No CommentsMy favorite part of Fall is how when you’re out jogging, the head of your penis gets just a degree or two cooler than the rest of your body (since […] -
Man, I’m funn-ehy
Posted on November 11, 2010 | No CommentsI crack myself up so much that i wonder what it must be like for you all to be able to enjoy me existentially. *sigh* YOU’RE WELCOME y’all. UPDATE from […] -
![I thinks I’m losing his awkward creeper mojo… It started with the “Did you know Conan is hosting the Tonight Show on another channel now??” status and when no one […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/creepinonjbait-115x115.png "No one thinks I’m weird lately :(")
No one thinks I’m weird lately :(
Posted on November 10, 2010 | No CommentsI thinks I’m losing his awkward creeper mojo… It started with the “Did you know Conan is hosting the Tonight Show on another channel now??” status and when no one […]