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![Tumultuous isn’t really the right word cuz it means rioting or unrest in some kind of uproarious fashion but I needed another T-word for the title. The overwhelming response of […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Tumultuously Terrifying Tindering…Dudes")
Tumultuously Terrifying Tindering…Dudes
Posted on January 4, 2015 | No CommentsTumultuous isn’t really the right word cuz it means rioting or unrest in some kind of uproarious fashion but I needed another T-word for the title. The overwhelming response of […] -
A Reminder That Replacing “Christmas” with “Holiday” is Ruining Western Civilization
Posted on December 22, 2014 | 1 CommentAs with most insidious cultural change you go along with because you’re oblivious to the true motives behind and have accepted the hippie “tolerance” propaganda, your usage of the term […] -
![My pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pineappleSalute-115x115.png "Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…")
Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…
Posted on November 11, 2014 | No CommentsMy pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […] -
This Game of Snake takes the Cake
Posted on October 25, 2014 | No CommentsWatch this entire thing. I’m so impressed with it that I can’t even. I’m terrible at snake so the perfection of this mesmerizes me even more. -
![I may be working too hard and doing too much but it’s not my fault that there arent enough hours in each day. It’s 4:30AM and I still have so […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/IMG_6026-115x115.jpg "I probably shouldn’t be awake right now")
I probably shouldn’t be awake right now
Posted on October 14, 2014 | No CommentsI may be working too hard and doing too much but it’s not my fault that there arent enough hours in each day. It’s 4:30AM and I still have so […] -
![I don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/officerich-115x115.png "A Typical Morning in Richardland")
A Typical Morning in Richardland
Posted on October 12, 2014 | No CommentsI don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […] -
![Evidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/selfcentered-115x115.jpg "Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…")
Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…
Posted on October 10, 2014 | No CommentsEvidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […] -
Another Zombie Evening…
Posted on September 6, 2014 | No CommentsIt’s 2:58am. I’ll get to sleep at around 3:30am. I worked all day and all night. Do I deserve a trophy? Yes. One made of human brains. That’s a zombie […] -
Understanding the Universe
Posted on August 21, 2014 | No CommentsWhy are universes spirals?… Physics. Just imagine the Big Bang as God taking a water covered ball and giving it a solid spinny throw into space. VOOM. Instant universe that […] -
Thank Rich People for Museums
Posted on August 9, 2014 | No CommentsTook my nephews and cousin Raegan visiting my parents house in Texas to the Perot Museum of History and Science and among the Dinosaurs and quartz stones I noticed and […]