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![Damn diesel… When the other prices go red you go back at it again with the green, filling vans. #stpatricksday #damndaniel View this post on Instagram A post shared by […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/917437_1598373277054305_2138453317_n-115x115.jpg "Gas Gettin in the Irish Spirit")
Gas Gettin in the Irish Spirit
Posted on March 17, 2016 | No CommentsDamn diesel… When the other prices go red you go back at it again with the green, filling vans. #stpatricksday #damndaniel View this post on Instagram A post shared by […] -
![When it’s 3am and you’ve been working 16 hours straight and those Monday deadlines just barely got done cuz you desperately don’t want to stress out the boss any further, […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/12797724_1514343138875131_1288583709_n-115x115.jpg "Rest is for poor people and losers")
Rest is for poor people and losers
Posted on March 7, 2016 | No CommentsWhen it’s 3am and you’ve been working 16 hours straight and those Monday deadlines just barely got done cuz you desperately don’t want to stress out the boss any further, […] -
![When I see a girl on Tinder that I’ve already swiped before I always assume she’s re-appearing in my deck because she accidentally Nope’d me in what was immediately identified […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "When a girl you already swiped re-appears in your Tinder deck…")
When a girl you already swiped re-appears in your Tinder deck…
Posted on March 3, 2016 | 1 CommentWhen I see a girl on Tinder that I’ve already swiped before I always assume she’s re-appearing in my deck because she accidentally Nope’d me in what was immediately identified […] -
![While the giant nuclear fire orb my planet circles was slow-roasting the flesh that lays over my skeleton today, I was thinking about how much everything I just said sucks… […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/12728668_233118537029088_1624115949_n-115x115.jpg "Summer dreamin… of damage, cancer & death")
Summer dreamin… of damage, cancer & death
Posted on March 1, 2016 | No CommentsWhile the giant nuclear fire orb my planet circles was slow-roasting the flesh that lays over my skeleton today, I was thinking about how much everything I just said sucks… […] -
You feelin me bro? #calves
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Plugging your ears with your fingers actually works
Posted on January 29, 2016 | No CommentsI just tried sticking my fingers in my ears to block sound, and was shocked that it actually worked. I was just making a symbolic comedic gesture to signify how […] -
Staring contest with the devil
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Appreciating the poetic grace of a freshly vacuumed carpet
Posted on January 17, 2016 | No CommentsWhy does a recently vacuumed carpet look so damn clean? The obvious answer is that because it *is* clean, but that doesn’t make any sense if you think about it […] -
When your world is such a carnival that the sky is cotton candy. #nofilter
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![This year I will… -Keep this slammin beard for the entire year (negotiations with myself on renewal to take place in 2017). -Consider acquiring a girlfriend. I’m not necessarily going […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/12362398_461076037409014_189638734_n-115x115.jpg "Oh, hello 2016… Meet your new Daddy…")
Oh, hello 2016… Meet your new Daddy…
Posted on January 1, 2016 | No CommentsThis year I will… -Keep this slammin beard for the entire year (negotiations with myself on renewal to take place in 2017). -Consider acquiring a girlfriend. I’m not necessarily going […]