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Merry and bright and Texas all night
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#partyhard
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Baby don’t be that way…
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Being one with nature n shit
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Finally, a place on the internet for Serious Dick
Posted on December 7, 2015 | No CommentsY’all are down for a new account comprised exclusively of just stoic selfies of me right? #justneedsaname -
Empire Building
Posted on December 4, 2015 | No CommentsEmpire building, late into hours unfit for normal man. But also being a pretentious humble-bragging douche about it cuz otherwise what’s the point. -
Judging you dirty hippies… Harshly…
Posted on November 30, 2015 | No CommentsCousin Steven and Nephew Aidan beer it up in the gay-raj talkin bout hipster hippy yuppy beatnik pothead hooba-dooba socialist whateverstuffs. -
My Manbun
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I made an Instagram and I already hate myself…
Posted on September 2, 2015 | No CommentsWell, here it goes… https://instagram.com/richardland is now live and 27 seconds later, I already regret it. But not for the reasons you common people would think. I resisted joining Instagram this […] -
Isn’t it too early in the year for you to be talking to me again, girl?
Posted on August 28, 2015 | No CommentsIs summer over *already*?… Seems too early for these girls who used to frequently text and flirt with me but went silent because they got warm-weather-boyfriends to be migrating back […]







