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![I’ve only recently been able to really visualize the past in color since all the media from bygone times is in black&white or sepia. As a kid I intellectually knew […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Gaps, Overlaps, and other facts of History and Time that hurt my brain")
Gaps, Overlaps, and other facts of History and Time that hurt my brain
Posted on July 21, 2015 | No CommentsI’ve only recently been able to really visualize the past in color since all the media from bygone times is in black&white or sepia. As a kid I intellectually knew […] -
Let’s not “Turkey Day” our Independence Day
Posted on July 4, 2015 | No CommentsErryone enjoy them hot dogs and burgers and exploding colors in the sky on July 4th, but enjoy them more under the proper name-age of the holiday why-dont-we? It’s Independence […] -
I’m sorry to see you go but grateful for the time we had
Posted on June 23, 2015 | No CommentsDearest friend who deleted me on Facebook: While I think that choosing to no longer have me in your life or on hand in a mode of contact was a […] -
“You never _____ anymore” is for annoying children
Posted on May 16, 2015 | No CommentsA couple times when visiting with my nephews, they’ll at some point internalize that our playtime is the new industry standard and act neglected when I’m either busy with something […] -
Oh Hawaii. It’s been too long.
Posted on April 15, 2015 | No CommentsBRB U GUYS…. TROPICAL PARADISING… -
Why I just bought a $500 Apple Watch that I don’t even want
Posted on April 10, 2015 | No CommentsAfter the midnight pre-sales for Apple’s iteration of the latest trend of overpriced micro computers you can strap to your wrist went live, I dashed to make my order. Not […] -
![bringin the house down an gettin turnt on sugar slugs that vaguely resemble infant chickens made out of marshmallow sugar product and some bomb azz chocolate bunnies (solid choc like […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/IMG_0242-115x115.jpg "Easter Thuggin Like the OG Gangsta G-Chrize")
Easter Thuggin Like the OG Gangsta G-Chrize
Posted on April 5, 2015 | No Commentsbringin the house down an gettin turnt on sugar slugs that vaguely resemble infant chickens made out of marshmallow sugar product and some bomb azz chocolate bunnies (solid choc like […] -
Don’t Be A Fool This April (or any other month)
Posted on April 1, 2015 | No CommentsYou are weak, ugly, not good enough to achieve your goals, and you don’t deserve to be happy. You are a victim of circumstances and of society and the odds […] -
A Quick And Dirty 5 Point Guide to Arrogance-Shaming…
Posted on March 28, 2015 | No CommentsAs your patron saint of humility through my demeanor of satirical arrogance, I have unique insight into the motives and approaches of those around people who deputize themselves as enforcement […] -
Why St Patrick’s Day is the best non-gifting Holiday
Posted on March 17, 2015 | No CommentsI’m including Halloween as a gifting holiday cuz it is one despite not necessarily being thought of as such. The answer is the greenness. The End.