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![I posted this to Tinder last night before going to sleep and awoke to about a dozen girls presuming to inform me that the word “taint” is not in the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-06-01.23.05-115x115.jpg "Stop Staring At My Boobs and Appreciate My Wordplay…")
Stop Staring At My Boobs and Appreciate My Wordplay…
Posted on November 17, 2014 | No CommentsI posted this to Tinder last night before going to sleep and awoke to about a dozen girls presuming to inform me that the word “taint” is not in the […] -
![My pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pineappleSalute-115x115.png "Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…")
Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…
Posted on November 11, 2014 | No CommentsMy pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […] -
This Game of Snake takes the Cake
Posted on October 25, 2014 | No CommentsWatch this entire thing. I’m so impressed with it that I can’t even. I’m terrible at snake so the perfection of this mesmerizes me even more. -
![As you all know, I have a bachelors degree in knowing-stuff and take it upon myself to give free lessons to you students of life because I’m generous with my […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/IMG_4970-115x115.jpeg "How to Not Murder Your Muscles")
How to Not Murder Your Muscles
Posted on October 21, 2014 | No CommentsAs you all know, I have a bachelors degree in knowing-stuff and take it upon myself to give free lessons to you students of life because I’m generous with my […] -
No one believes me that I don’t know my own phone number
Posted on October 16, 2014 | No CommentsI haven’t memorized a phone number since 2002 and I am damn proud of it. It’s not only an interesting personality quirk, but it is a moral stand, dammit. There is […] -
![I may be working too hard and doing too much but it’s not my fault that there arent enough hours in each day. It’s 4:30AM and I still have so […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/IMG_6026-115x115.jpg "I probably shouldn’t be awake right now")
I probably shouldn’t be awake right now
Posted on October 14, 2014 | No CommentsI may be working too hard and doing too much but it’s not my fault that there arent enough hours in each day. It’s 4:30AM and I still have so […] -
![I don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/officerich-115x115.png "A Typical Morning in Richardland")
A Typical Morning in Richardland
Posted on October 12, 2014 | No CommentsI don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […] -
![Evidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/selfcentered-115x115.jpg "Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…")
Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…
Posted on October 10, 2014 | No CommentsEvidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […] -
Why I Don’t Drink: It’s yucky & my brain
Posted on October 5, 2014 | No CommentsNo I’m not allergic to alcohol. No I’m not a recovering alcoholic. No I’m not Mormon. its just never appealed to me. Vodka tastes like something I would clean my […] -
My pain threshold continues to shock and amaze tha ladies
Posted on October 4, 2014 | 1 CommentI like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is […]