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Everything in California Sucks Except the Geography
Posted on February 11, 2014 | No CommentsCalifornia’s cities may be dirty, but the landscape is so purdy that it makes the crappy urban life seem fine. Success stays beyond your reaches, but have you seen our […] -
The BitchTrust Connundrum
Posted on February 7, 2014 | No CommentsWhen bitches say “trust no bitch”, are they including themselves? If so, then am I to assume they are lying about the trustworthiness of other bitches or just that its […] -
Genius Problemz: Brain Overloadz
Posted on February 6, 2014 | No CommentsYou don’t know the gift of the truth that is contained in the old phrase “ignorance is bliss” until you have a super brain that lives outside of those parameters. […] -
Don’t waste your time believing in anyone, ever
Posted on February 6, 2014 | No CommentsIf there’s one thing I’ve learned about how to deal with humans (other than their flesh is better pan-fried than baked), it’s that they can’t be trusted or relied on […] -
Chapped
Posted on February 3, 2014 | No CommentsI’m falling asleep & my lips are dry but my house is too huge for me to travel the distance to where my chap stick is . Do me a favor […] -
Getting stood up is a downer, no matter what
Posted on January 31, 2014 | No CommentsBusy day, puttin out fires, stomping one problem after the next, exercising like a madman to keep the juices flowing, kept at high energy and high output all ding-dang-dong day, […] -
I have not grown apart from you and I probably never will
Posted on January 29, 2014 | No CommentsJust a reminder to all of you drifting away from me that it’s not reciprocated. I haven’t drifted from a single person in my entire life. I wish I knew […] -
SuperHuman Levels of Selfishness
Posted on January 27, 2014 | No CommentsSomeone whose behavior I was forced to give a negative report on via the phone just sarcastically said what amounted to “what am I supposed to do? Just change my […] -
Double Layered Adventure Timing EXPLAINED
Posted on January 24, 2014 | No CommentsPreparing for our 8 hour drive north to Big Sur, California, Russian Anna posted this picture she saw in a funny-pictures App and applied it to herself and our upcoming […] -
Can’t handle a doughnut? HAVE ALL THA DOUGHNUTS IN THA WOOORLD!
Posted on January 23, 2014 | No CommentsEnough is too much. My previously detailed doughnut saga has been bumming me out because if age and metabolism deterioration has crushed me to this point where a couple rings […]