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![I might not be able to handle doughnuts anymore. Is that likely? It seems stupid. but I just discovered there is a 24-hour doughnut place on the main road a block […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Doughnuts are evil and shouldn’t exist")
Doughnuts are evil and shouldn’t exist
Posted on January 22, 2014 | No CommentsI might not be able to handle doughnuts anymore. Is that likely? It seems stupid. but I just discovered there is a 24-hour doughnut place on the main road a block […] -
Matching socks are the key to a good day, happy life
Posted on January 21, 2014 | No CommentsOne of the reasons I need to work extra hard to be a billionaire is to make sure I have staff in charge of both my low-level clothes buying and […] -
Do I need an adult e-mail address?
Posted on January 15, 2014 | No CommentsFor months now I have been sending business and otherwise work or professional related emails from my richard@richardland.com address because it is the easiest for me, and then every time […] -
Prediction: The Matterhorn ride at Disneyland will become a Frozen ride
Posted on January 9, 2014 | No CommentsYou heard it here first. and if you hear it here last, then Disney is making a critical mistake. -
Songs of the South (of California)
Posted on December 31, 2013 | No CommentsIt is New Years eve 2013. I am home in North Hollywood working all night. 10 out of 10 of my surrounding neighbors are blasting either ranchero music or Armenian […] -
I keep getting SO close to almost not losing any friends in a month
Posted on December 30, 2013 | No CommentsFirst, lets get this out of the way since it keeps coming up every time I post one of these: No, Facebook doesn’t tell you who or when someone deletes […] -
Catching flies
Posted on December 28, 2013 | No CommentsThe phrase “you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar” is a proverb in support of being nice to get what you want instead of being nasty to get […] -
LAX Christmas Shots
Posted on December 23, 2013 | No CommentsIf this image of an old woman taking a picture of a Christmas train with her iPad at the airport doesn’t warm your Grinchy 2-sizes-two-small of a heart then a […] -
“Okay”…I hate you
Posted on December 21, 2013 | No CommentsYou know everything about a persons motives by how quickly they accept a cancellation or change of plans on something they claim they want. It’s the opposite of the frantic […] -
Accusation analysis: I’m “abusive” to the unwelcomed
Posted on December 5, 2013 | No CommentsA new criticism of me that feels strange and unjustified but warrants documentation in classic “am I really the a-hole here?” fashion: I’m “abusive” because I say mean things to […]