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![Having to do a lot of negotiating in the business world ever since I moved to California, I’ve learned some things to never ever do. Since I am slowly realizing […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Stop insulting people with your terrible negotiations")
Stop insulting people with your terrible negotiations
Posted on December 4, 2013 | No CommentsHaving to do a lot of negotiating in the business world ever since I moved to California, I’ve learned some things to never ever do. Since I am slowly realizing […] -
Note: This is what your backside should look like
Posted on December 3, 2013 | No CommentsThe obesity-apologist movement is going to ruin this planet. Richard here with some tough love. Don’t “love your body” unless/until it looks like this: Oh, it’s difficult for you? So […] -
Apple Cider Vinegar for your teeth
Posted on December 2, 2013 | No CommentsMy mom sent me this article on Apple cider vinegar uses because she knows I already use most of them, but this one about it being good for your teeth […] -
Long hair doesn’t work on men who aren’t celebrities
Posted on December 1, 2013 | No CommentsI think I could grow my hair out to a visually appealing, functional and manageable length, but not without professionals monitoring it constantly. Johnny Depp can do it, Christian Bale […] -
It’s worse out there than I thought
Posted on November 28, 2013 | No CommentsFirst Thanksgiving alonez with no family so I volunteered to help the less fortunate cuz I’m a hero. I knew the economy was bad, but would you believe that not […] -
How come you reefer smokerz haven’t PWND Thanksgiving yet?
Posted on November 28, 2013 | No CommentsWhat’s the deal, Potheads? You’ve gained so much cultural clout and acceptance over the past 10 years and you still haven’t done anything interesting with what should be your patron […] -
I’ve had something stuck in my eye all day long
Posted on November 26, 2013 | No CommentsI woke up with a grain of something irritating in my right eye. I felt a crispy bit of something in my sheets before going to sleep, too, so I […] -
Didn’t want to join Google+? TOO BAD
Posted on November 22, 2013 | No CommentsA few weeks ago Google forced everyone’s youtube account into also being a Google+ account. I have yet to hear a single person applaud the change. In fact, it’s arguably […] -
My hot tub is temporarily not green. WTF
Posted on November 21, 2013 | No CommentsThe green bulb in my hot tub went out so I had to replace it with a stupididiot regular one like a friggin peasant loser. This is gonna be the […] -
Welcome to becoming my Facebook friend!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on November 20, 2013 | No CommentsYou’ve made a huge mistake…. But since you did, here is a Welcome greeting. On my website. Because I have one of those. If you knew that and are super […]