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![A perfect reason to avoid the dentist: Root canals give you cancer. Or something. You know it’s true because the report comes from Realfarmacy.com. Finally a rebuttal to all those […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Good News! My idiot tooth is probably giving me cancer")
Good News! My idiot tooth is probably giving me cancer
Posted on November 15, 2013 | No CommentsA perfect reason to avoid the dentist: Root canals give you cancer. Or something. You know it’s true because the report comes from Realfarmacy.com. Finally a rebuttal to all those […] -
11, 12, 13
Posted on November 12, 2013 | No CommentsTodays date is 11/12/13. How did you spend this once in a century occurrence? Or are you one of those dopes that thinks this is unimportant? There’s a tweet or […] -
Purple Knockout
Posted on November 10, 2013 | No CommentsI should stick to my carefully weighed formula’s on my Purple Drank. I added too much tart-cherry (the one with the most mood altering enzymes, but also melatonin which in […] -
Potent Purple: My new All-Juice wine substitute
Posted on November 9, 2013 | No CommentsMy latest formula is an evening wine replacement since I don’t drink and when I do have a thimble full on the rarest of occasions, all it does is make […] -
Chicks with no sense of humor
Posted on November 8, 2013 | 2 CommentsThis dude caught on the Kiss Cam makes out with his beer and it’s awesome. But the lady next to him who didn’t find it so awesome is what I […] -
The Real Reason People Get Sick & the Only Cure
Posted on November 6, 2013 | No CommentsHave a sore throat? According to the “WTF Facts” on Facebook: People do not get sick due to cold weather. They get sick because they are indoors more often. Both […] -
Did a gang’s hit man just accidentally visit my home?
Posted on November 4, 2013 | No CommentsPreviously, I falsely suspected my new pool man for being a hit man and he later died. This time I think one may have visited me for real… I had […] -
Terminator/Two-Face Woody wants to eat your soul
Posted on October 29, 2013 | No CommentsA dribble of goji-pomegranate-banana-kale-raspberry-yogurt smoothie on my Woody mug turned the friendly toy sheriff into a murderous burn victim Chucky-doll that can’t be stopped as his glare penetrates your soul […] -
About that LAPD helicopter with the search light circling my house…
Posted on October 26, 2013 | No CommentsCould the person being looked for by the helicopter that has been circling overhead with a searchlight please just surrender already? My street is roped off by the cops and […] -
She didn’t say no
Posted on October 20, 2013 | No CommentsThe arms wiggle the sign, in case you haven’t seen one of these before.