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Blog Archive
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Richardland Manor Tour: Entryway / Waiting Room
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsMy previously written about front door is a big rectangular sheet of translucent glass that glows via the light behind it. Here is what it opens into… This is the […] -
The Pool Guy I thought was trying to kill me, has died…
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsWhen the company that services my swimming hole changed the guy AND the day and time he comes to my house, I was super suspicious and posted about it. I […] -
Don’t Be A “Mean Girl”: Stop Selfie-Shaming!
Posted on October 17, 2013 | No CommentsDon’t you just HATE it when people take pictures??? OF THEMSELVES????? Then you probably have issues you should deal with in a more constructive manner than attempting to pressure others […] -
Check out the moon above my house tonight
Posted on October 14, 2013 | No CommentsAt first I thought the Mother Ship had come for me before my scheduled return, but it turned out to just be the regular ole moon glowing bright. So called […] -
Good News! New Ugly Hundy looks cheap and uninspired
Posted on October 9, 2013 | No CommentsFigured you Poor People might want to see what the new 100’s look like. The answer? Board game currency crap. -
Praying Mantis in mah pewl, all tryin ta die
Posted on October 7, 2013 | No CommentsIdiot mantis was all like “yo dude! I can totally swim!” and I was all like “nah bro, u totally can’t” and had to force a time-out from swimtime…. Homeboy […] -
My Front Door: the physical worlds entrance to Richardland
Posted on October 6, 2013 | No CommentsAs the grand wooden gates to Jurassic Park showed us: the entrance to your amusement park sets the tone for it’s contents. I haven’t written or showed much about my […] -
How bout you just focus on the Barbie part first?
Posted on October 5, 2013 | No CommentsIf you’re gonna make your motto “look like Barbie, smoke like Marley”, you should probably resemble Barbie in some way. Otherwise you’re just a whorey pothead that’s easily amused by […] -
Is there a Female-Exodus from Facebook-Richardland? Meh…
Posted on September 30, 2013 | No CommentsAccording to my records monitoring who is giving me the boot and when, September was the 3rd straight month where every person who decided I am no longer friend material […] -
NOT doing coke in the bathroom
Posted on September 28, 2013 | No CommentsCan’t a guy just go to the bathroom and return refreshed and energized because he peed and splashed some water on his face and not cuz he snuck off to […]