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![Southern California doesn’t do the whole “Seasons” thing, unfortunately but it at least has tree’s with leaves and while they don’t turn into the auburn glory of orange, reds and […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "And then all of a sudden, it was Autumn n Sh*t")
And then all of a sudden, it was Autumn n Sh*t
Posted on September 24, 2013 | No CommentsSouthern California doesn’t do the whole “Seasons” thing, unfortunately but it at least has tree’s with leaves and while they don’t turn into the auburn glory of orange, reds and […] -
Stop trying to tempt me into being a bad person
Posted on September 21, 2013 | No CommentsAs a kid I always cringed extra hard whenever I would witness one of those adult moments where there is a polite refusal to get something. This doesn’t make sense […] -
People who don’t like iOS7 are worse than Hitler
Posted on September 20, 2013 | No CommentsWhat could anyone possibly not love about Apple’s latest iOS update? Nothing, unless they’re a pedophile or Nazi. In fact, I would support a campaign by the Federal Government to […] -
Always Ticking…
Posted on September 19, 2013 | No CommentsPeople freak out when you waste food, even though the Depression was like a million years ago (estimation). They freak out when you waste water, electricity and so on but […] -
Scumbag Apple doesn’t know when “today” starts…
Posted on September 17, 2013 | 2 CommentsApple claims iOS7 will come out today. Well? It’s today… Jerks… I even tried to cheat on my iPad and change my time zone to New York a few hours […] -
Do the Impossible! (if you feel like it)
Posted on September 17, 2013 | No CommentsThe difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination. and the laws of physics. and a few other factors. -but determination is important. Unless there’s something […] -
Why doesn’t anyone want to be an adult anymore?
Posted on September 15, 2013 | No CommentsComing from an adult who is not exactly the embodiment of what adulthood is usually depicted as, I’m all the more baffled and disappointed with humans these days. I suppose […] -
No excuse for Drunks. Poems are not hard.
Posted on September 12, 2013 | No CommentsSeeing this posted on Facebook did not make me react with the intended chuckle but rather, indignant outrage at the lack of effort the implied author-intoxicada is displaying in this… […] -
Bottoming Out on relying on others
Posted on September 11, 2013 | 2 CommentsIt’s been a consistent running gag with me since forever that, after years of it being mostly-satire based on my natural inclination, is calcifying into reality. “I am a rock”, […] -
Lessons to learn from Shaming that girls fiery ass – Richard ToldyaSo
Posted on September 10, 2013 | No CommentsSeveral days after I told you that this viral video was in fact staged, it was not only revealed to have been in fact staged, but on a level I […]