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Camera’s need to catch up with the world
Posted on August 2, 2013 | No CommentsWhy do phone camera’s still have such terrible low-light? I’d illustrate but it looks like someone already did this for me. THIS: -
Dangerous Shavery
Posted on July 31, 2013 | No CommentsI’m about the scrape the hair off my face and I can’t find my actual razor but I did find this ratchet ass rusty unclean diseased shard of metal in […] -
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed”?
Posted on July 28, 2013 | No CommentsThis image caught fire on Tumblr and got so many reposts that it went viral as supplemental clipart to dozens of other websites and blogs. I couldn’t find the original […] -
This video illustrates how non-flexible and human I am
Posted on July 23, 2013 | No CommentsI’ve always had a few weirdo body tricks up my sleeve that could be pulled out when a chest of props was unavailable or a hilarious observation hard to grasp, […] -
My search. For Butt Hunger…
Posted on July 23, 2013 | No CommentsThis wasn’t how I originally intended to spend the last 7 minutes, but… since I did… I have to post about it. The following picture was posted by a Facebook […] -
I REALLY freakin hate this dried flower decoration at my parents house
Posted on July 19, 2013 | No CommentsThis thing is the worst! It’s above the head of the guest bedroom bed at my parents house and I’m constantly mashing it with an arm or my skull or […] -
While walking to my parents house…
Posted on July 18, 2013 | No CommentsI was jogging in my parents neighborhood earlier and saw a dead cicada on the ground so I picked it up and put it in my basketball shorts pocket because […] -
Within 1 hour of Zimmerman verdict, already getting threatened by strangers
Posted on July 16, 2013 | No CommentsFor you students of history looking back on this post eons in the future, I will bring you up to speed about a news item that was receiving copious amounts […] -
Dumb argument for treating dogs like people
Posted on July 9, 2013 | No CommentsRecognizing that dogs are dogs is a quick and easy starting point to make a dog-related argument. You shouldn’t need to rely on making emotional comparisons to humans. Dogs are not […]