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![Am I missing something? How do people use these things? I don’t remember having this problem int he past although its possible that I just didn’t notice it because I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Multiple blade razors are really starting to piss me off")
Multiple blade razors are really starting to piss me off
Posted on July 7, 2013 | 2 CommentsAm I missing something? How do people use these things? I don’t remember having this problem int he past although its possible that I just didn’t notice it because I […] -
Celebrating Independence improves your life
Posted on July 4, 2013 | No CommentsHappy to see a prodigious majority using “Independence Day” vs the holidays non-descriptive calendar date. The end of Return of the Jedi didn’t lie: Independence is an achievement to celebrate. […] -
The Powerpuff Girls are hot chicks by now
Posted on July 3, 2013 | No CommentsSome stupid bitch is trying to murder my dreams and claim that the Powerpuff Girls don’t age and thus I am wrong in my claim that somewhere in cartoonland there […] -
Soda is not a beverage
Posted on June 30, 2013 | No CommentsThe soda consumption by some of my extended family always disturbs me but then I remember how normal it is and that most people think soda is a drink. It’s […] -
Your constant freaking out about everything is not helping
Posted on June 27, 2013 | No CommentsCalm the hell down already. I get that your upbringing and hereditary chemical balance and failure to deal with either in a helpful thoughtful way has made you panic over […] -
Demoting people cuz they’re awful
Posted on June 26, 2013 | No CommentsI got the “why are you doing this to me?” treatment from another subordinate I had to strip jobs from and it pretty much a crystal ball into the future […] -
Fruity beachside brek
Posted on June 21, 2013 | No Comments“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” –Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Pictured: Papaya with lemon & a cup of pineapple, guava & mango sorbet -
Mack Lessons from Uncle Rich
Posted on June 18, 2013 | No CommentsONLY flirting with the jailbait in the resorts private hot tubs to demonstrate for my 18 year old nephew the basics of how to mack it tew ah ladeh (for […] -
“Cracked” Eggs are the only Real Eggs
Posted on June 17, 2013 | No CommentsDriving from the airport to the apartment in Hawaii, a McDonalds commercial on the radio emphasized “cracked” eggs in their breakfast items. This is because normally, McDonalds uses an “egg […] -
What made you think those star tattoos were ok?
Posted on June 16, 2013 | No CommentsWhat is up with this trend of permanently inking yourself with stars? Giant ones, trails of little ones, dark filled in ones, outlined ones, big ones, small ones, some as […]