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Life’s a Bleach
Posted on June 14, 2013 | No CommentsA Hawaiian kick-off to Summer could be done no other way. I had no choice. and if I had, i’m not sure I would have chosen any different. -
An important announcement…
Posted on June 9, 2013 | 1 CommentThose of you who know me personally, know that I’m a free spirit and champion trend setter. It is under that role that, after much soul searching and personal deliberation, […] -
What to get for dinner?
Posted on June 8, 2013 | No CommentsBe honest…do you think I give my co-workers too much of a hard time? -
Children of the 2000s are the dumbest generation yet
Posted on June 7, 2013 | No CommentsJust something i’ve been noticing while studying the species in the wild, but this image on Facebook confirms it. “Admit it. You always want to school how knowledge knows words […] -
Why do people hate efficiency so much?
Posted on June 6, 2013 | No CommentsJust out of a long business conference. People are so fkking slow. I dont understand it. I get that i’m the boss so part of my job is cracking the […] -
Star Wars or Star Trek? The answer is clear…
Posted on June 3, 2013 | 1 CommentIn the quest to determine which of the two is better, one might be tempted to claim that it is in the eye of the beholder, since, after all – […] -
These are the people who work for me…
Posted on June 1, 2013 | 1 CommentI just had to demote/fire this same dude for like the seventeenth time now – and yes, I take responsibility for letting it even get to the point where the […] -
Scaring mommy with murder
Posted on May 31, 2013 | No CommentsI couldn’t let this response to this status I left on this moms status just live and die on Facebook, so here’s a cross-post. Not cuz it’s that hilarious but […] -
Just a reminder about how I always know everything
Posted on May 30, 2013 | No CommentsYou guys been hearing the news that Apple is going to make a wearable device for your wrist? Of course you did. A year ago. Because I told you and […] -
The scary truth about Palm Trees
Posted on May 29, 2013 | No CommentsWhile doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […]