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![Super hero’s are Super, but what about when you take away their man tools or powers? Answer: Batman wins. I post this as a reminder-illustration of the most important lesson […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Batman Math Shows he beats everyone")
Batman Math Shows he beats everyone
Posted on May 9, 2013 | No CommentsSuper hero’s are Super, but what about when you take away their man tools or powers? Answer: Batman wins. I post this as a reminder-illustration of the most important lesson […] -
Garfield and Death
Posted on May 7, 2013 | No CommentsIt’s pouring pretty steadily here and I have a lot of shedding trees around my house with no gutter guards so I’ll be slipping on some crocks and walking around […] -
California needs to learn Fun from Richard
Posted on May 6, 2013 | No CommentsGood ole fashioned non-coke-ified or alcohol fueled heterosexual fun is really underrated by this town. I feel like more people should try it around here cuz they don’t know what […] -
The best thing to happen to Star Wars since Slave Leia
Posted on May 4, 2013 | No CommentsI don’t care what anyone says. “May the 4th be with you” is a Comedy 10 and Monday’s “Revenge of the 6th” followup easily breaks above 50% on the lolz-ometer. -
Why it’s okay to hit a woman
Posted on May 4, 2013 | No CommentsThis string of images being pushed around social media purporting to announce what “real men” do and don’t do is perpetuated by people who mean well, i’m sure, but everything […] -
Nail graveyard and strangers
Posted on May 2, 2013 | No CommentsThat awkward moment when the 2 house inspectors are inside doing their work and you casually shoosh off the pile of fingernails you’ve harvested on your desk next to your […] -
May Prediction
Posted on April 30, 2013 | No CommentsToday is April 30th. Tomorrow I have a sneaking suspicion that things are going to get weird. -
Hi honey, I’m home!
Posted on April 30, 2013 | No Comments“Heyyy. Welcome home, hottie. Wanna make out?” – “Nah. Aint nobody got time fa that. These lips are goin round a cheeseburger and then diving into da mu-fkkn pewl” – […] -
Oh, Hello Random Family of Strangers in my Driveway
Posted on April 27, 2013 | 1 CommentMy palatial estate in North Hollywood is so big that when I’m in my bedroom at the far east-wing, I usually dont hear the doorbell because the ringer is like […] -
Control your whiny annoying emotions
Posted on April 25, 2013 | No CommentsThis should be required reading. Well, first it should be a real thing and then it should be required.