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Partying with Bananas
Posted on March 1, 2013 | No CommentsA few days ago I was telling this chick some facts about bananas and that I eat at least one every day and didnt understand why she was reacting with […] -
Only Insecure Hypocritical Small Minded Losers think selfies are “Vain”
Posted on February 22, 2013 | No CommentsShaming someone’s Selfies?… Try not to be so cliche, Loves. Hating on people taking photographs of themselves by dismissing it as vanity with no further evidence of the charge than […] -
Ladies: Quit tryin to change your man
Posted on February 22, 2013 | No CommentsYou chicks really gotta knock it off with the whole seeing-your-man-as-an-unfinished-painting thing. as a gender, you’re not very good at it and the attempt to “complete” the canvas with what […] -
Shorty wrinkle fighters
Posted on February 19, 2013 | No CommentsGollum, Dobby & Yoda are in a cage match with no weapons and Yoda’s lost all ability to use the force. Who wins?… #thingsIthinkaboutinthebath@midnight -
Calendar Crosses
Posted on February 14, 2013 | No CommentsThe question: Why do people cross off their calendars like that? Is your life such a shit life that you can’t wait to cross it off as being over and […] -
Patting is a universal recognition of “come to this spot”
Posted on February 13, 2013 | 1 CommentWhen you want someone to sit next to you, you would be a little childish and weird for patting the spot you’re inviting them to but everyone would know exactly […] -
Butter Beauty
Posted on February 9, 2013 | No CommentsDreaming about lounging on a giant fresh baked bread-bed floating in a pond of melted butter as lobstertail shrimp swim by and I munch myself to sleep over the sound […] -
Toothpicking
Posted on January 29, 2013 | No CommentsConfesh: I never have stuff in my teeth when walking out of restaurants. So why do I grab a toothpick on the way out every time? Because I like to […] -
Face Cuts
Posted on January 28, 2013 | No CommentsUsually the alerts I get when someone deletes me on facebook is cause for a laugh because its some dope that should have never been there in the first place […] -
No one cares… Stop talking so much…
Posted on January 25, 2013 | No CommentsSome people need to learn how to fall out of love with their own voice and just get to the point. I feel like i’m on the phone with the […]