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Lets just get this one thing straight…
Posted on November 3, 2012 | No CommentsDear lady who was silently judging me at the grocery store: It just doesnt work that way :l … -
Voting Costs
Posted on November 2, 2012 | No CommentsI’m in Texas for about a week still so I had to have my absentee ballot overnighted back to California to make sure it arrives to get counted in time. […] -
There is nothing you can do to prepare yourself for when this sick beard grows in
Posted on November 2, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t tell anyone, but I totally cheated for this years No Shave November and have been cultivating this 5 day head start in order to rock the competition. I figured […] -
I really want to go Trick or Treating
Posted on October 31, 2012 | No CommentsOr… Maybe not… -
What Could Have Been
Posted on October 30, 2012 | No CommentsKnowledge of what could have been is a really annoying foresight to have and one of the biggest standard bearers for proving the phrase “ignorance is bliss”. Being aware of […] -
The Power of Pee
Posted on October 26, 2012 | No CommentsCaptains Log: I’ve found I can do 10% more pull-ups past my stop-point if I have to pee at the time. Note to self to do further experimentation on this […] -
My idea of a party
Posted on October 15, 2012 | No CommentsI don’t drink so i’m constantly like this at any social gathering: -
Blonding and funning
Posted on October 8, 2012 | No CommentsUnintentionally looking like Fry from Futurama? -
California is really hot (and its October)
Posted on October 5, 2012 | No CommentsThis 85 degree room feels more like 95, but doing sit&pushups in front of a fan = your sweat becomes an instant coolant. Take THAT, nature. Especially since sweat just […] -
To the Matt’s of the world…
Posted on October 4, 2012 | No CommentsGuardian-Angeled a stranger tonight… Walking out of a restaurant and the hostess is ending a conversation/awkward visit from a guy and the voice inflection, body language, facial expressions and tone […]