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![Good thing i got pretty much nothing done so far today. not like im facing career ending deadlines and time limites or anything. “oh richarddd, you so funny with your […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Useless Day of Nothing")
Useless Day of Nothing
Posted on June 13, 2012 | No CommentsGood thing i got pretty much nothing done so far today. not like im facing career ending deadlines and time limites or anything. “oh richarddd, you so funny with your […] -
Protip: Calling dudes gay is not a successful pickup line
Posted on June 13, 2012 | No CommentsTry this one out next time you’re hitting on a lady you think acts in a way that suggests she might be easy to bed: tell her that. Just go […] -
Kale Fail iz a Gangsta WIN
Posted on June 10, 2012 | No CommentsThis kale shake [with flax seed oil and hemp protein powder] i just made is so bad without bananas that i literally have to go buy some right now… Lyyyyke. […] -
Saturdaying is not for Sitting or Playing
Posted on June 9, 2012 | No CommentsGlutting myself on Chinese food working on the laptop in between laps (lulz – laps & laptops) in the pool might sound like a good time, but its actually a […] -
Morning at the office (also known as my bed)
Posted on June 6, 2012 | No Commentsidk how you people with normal 9 to 5’s do it. I get a solid chunk of my daily work load done before getting dressed (or after getting undressed). -
Someone eat my leftover breakfast
Posted on June 5, 2012 | No CommentsThis is a food waste emergency: I made way too much steak & eggs for brek and i don’t have any friends that aren’t girly chicks or gay vegans to […] -
Poem: There’s No Fkkn Candy In This House
Posted on June 2, 2012 | No CommentsIt’s a horrible thing to desire sweet edible manufactured treats and not have any at your disposal. Now I know exactly what it must have felt like to be in […] -
![Hows it goin, douchebuckets? hope y’all are havin a wonderful Friday afternoon. I’ve done absolutely nothing and it’s already later afternoon (which you might not recognize as anything, but for […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wyMcCain-115x115.gif "Lounging…")
Lounging…
Posted on June 1, 2012 | No CommentsHows it goin, douchebuckets? hope y’all are havin a wonderful Friday afternoon. I’ve done absolutely nothing and it’s already later afternoon (which you might not recognize as anything, but for […] -
Famous *Almost* Last Words
Posted on May 31, 2012 | No CommentsTonight a tipsy truck driver took the wrong turn and went down the oneway half of the road, only sharply swerving over the concrete divider to get back on the […] -
Stop Facebook-Spamming me with Club Invites
Posted on May 31, 2012 | No CommentsEveryone stop sending me Facebook event invites to your fkking iPod DJ parties, or retarded club openings that will already be wack as fkk & under new ownership in 2 […]