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![I like scientific advancement and im pleased that we’ve created a paste capable of trapping and magnifying heat to incalculable degrees burning off human flesh and all – i just […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Lava: not a great food spread")
Lava: not a great food spread
Posted on December 18, 2010 | No CommentsI like scientific advancement and im pleased that we’ve created a paste capable of trapping and magnifying heat to incalculable degrees burning off human flesh and all – i just […] -
Thanking my hairdresser….like a BOSS
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No CommentsI didn’t take this picture, but it’s funny. I wish the person who DID take it would take up godDamnblogging, but I can’t get him to. I bought him a […] -
Unfriended on Facebook
Posted on December 14, 2010 | 1 CommentMost of you know I get annoyed when someone unfriends me on Facebook. i send every single one a message asking why. it freaks them out that i noticed. they […] -
Teaching manners
Posted on December 13, 2010 | 1 CommentWheeler asked me to help him pass around a poll on DammitWheeler.com asking for votes on what he should call his new mobile bartender-on-call (for private parties and such) business. […] -
Girly scolding about Manly stereotypes
Posted on December 13, 2010 | No CommentsGot into a bizarre exchange on Youtube after some freak picked a fight over my controversial comment on a video. that controversial comment was the word “funny”… I left it […] -
Listening? Or just waiting?
Posted on December 10, 2010 | No Commentsi never learn my lesson with these people… this chick is watching Horton Hears a Who on tv and i’m halfway into making an insightful point about how the roles […] -
Easy attention whoring: Addiction quitting
Posted on December 6, 2010 | 1 CommentI’m thinking about starting an unhealthy and costly habit to get codependent on so I can rake in some extra attention and sympathetic ego boosting while I struggle to conquer […] -
Avian flu: it’s going around
Posted on November 29, 2010 | No CommentsUpdate to yesterdays post of my stuck-in-Tampa saga: sister-in-law Sarah says the same plane prob happened to her mom and uncle recently. thanks for the jinxing. that’s totally what I […] -
Good Morning Miami
Posted on November 29, 2010 | No CommentsThe gorgeous view from Miami. truly the stuff dreams are made of… -
![Woke up at 2AM to get out of Dodge if we’re pretending that Florida is called “Dodge”. Dropped my sister off at Orlando airport but it was too crowded for […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Screen-shot-2010-11-28-at-4.16.22-PM-115x115.jpg "Tamping it down")
Tamping it down
Posted on November 28, 2010 | No CommentsWoke up at 2AM to get out of Dodge if we’re pretending that Florida is called “Dodge”. Dropped my sister off at Orlando airport but it was too crowded for […]