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![At the dental college where I got mah teef fixed, there’s a hall with all the graduating classes. In addition to noticing the 1969 class had a trend of plaid […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "They make female dentists now")
They make female dentists now
Posted on October 24, 2009 | No CommentsAt the dental college where I got mah teef fixed, there’s a hall with all the graduating classes. In addition to noticing the 1969 class had a trend of plaid […] -
In the chair… all frigging day…
Posted on October 22, 2009 | No CommentsI came to my parents house in Texas in August to get some dental work done that was started the last time I was visiting here but then I got […] -
Possible Halloween costume: “Sunday night reader”
Posted on October 21, 2009 | No CommentsI’m considering turning this into a Halloween costume… wudda you think? -
Halloween decision
Posted on October 20, 2009 | No CommentsWhat should I be for Halloween? I can’t decide between Sexy Nurse or Slutty Ally Cat… UPDATE: I took this question to Facebook with the following results: -
![I’m home alone at my parents house, on the internet, reading a list of Cosmopolitan sex tips for women to please their men with. What could go wrong? This: most […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cosmopeppersex-115x115.jpg "That would have been a really bad idea")
That would have been a really bad idea
Posted on October 16, 2009 | 1 CommentI’m home alone at my parents house, on the internet, reading a list of Cosmopolitan sex tips for women to please their men with. What could go wrong? This: most […] -
Slithery Mimics
Posted on October 14, 2009 | No CommentsIt’s wet here in Texas at my parents house and I’m seeing lots of these little newts crawling around. They have tiny little legs and crawl in “S” shapes to […] -
Bin Laden’s disciples
Posted on October 13, 2009 | No CommentsStella Bling (12:18:20 AM): heard of bin Laden’s book club? Richar900 (12:18:39 AM): no but i saw Schindler’s List for the first time last night. good movie. Stella Bling (12:18:50 […] -
Arrogance vs Empowerment
Posted on October 12, 2009 | No CommentsWhen you’re fat, disabled or just ugly & say you’re “beautiful” its admired & applauded. When I say it I’m “cocky” & “arrogant”? WTF bitches. It’s time to end this […] -
![Saw this update from a friend on Facebook: I originally typed out “were you trying to catch Joe Biden?” but I deleted it for a much more simple gag, which […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/footasbait-115x115.png "Foolish Facebook foot fishing folly funnies")
Foolish Facebook foot fishing folly funnies
Posted on October 10, 2009 | No CommentsSaw this update from a friend on Facebook: I originally typed out “were you trying to catch Joe Biden?” but I deleted it for a much more simple gag, which […] -
![Despite having acres of unused land, my parents house has a detached workshop garage by the pool here that is only a car-width away from the property line with the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/truckstopper-115x115.png "Richard: stopper of cars")
Richard: stopper of cars
Posted on October 9, 2009 | No CommentsDespite having acres of unused land, my parents house has a detached workshop garage by the pool here that is only a car-width away from the property line with the […]