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![Girl: uhg! this Coke is bad. Me: Whats bad about it? Girl: It’s Mountain Dew. the Orange kind. Me: uuhhhh…. (Actual reaction captured with a click of the cam) Apparently […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/photo-85-115x115.jpg "This Coke is bad")
This Coke is bad
Posted on February 12, 2008 | No CommentsGirl: uhg! this Coke is bad. Me: Whats bad about it? Girl: It’s Mountain Dew. the Orange kind. Me: uuhhhh…. (Actual reaction captured with a click of the cam) Apparently […] -
![I just had this interchange on the phone with a girl while she was driving. Mid conversation about her upcoming math test she says: Girl: [see’s police lights] haaaaa. some-one […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Haw Haw. Someone got pulled over. Oh crap. It’s me")
Haw Haw. Someone got pulled over. Oh crap. It’s me
Posted on February 10, 2008 | No CommentsI just had this interchange on the phone with a girl while she was driving. Mid conversation about her upcoming math test she says: Girl: [see’s police lights] haaaaa. some-one […] -
A Milestone
Posted on January 27, 2008 | No CommentsThis might have been a little mean, but come on… Girls just have to be smarter if they’re gonna presume to talk to me… Lillerchick3: hey Cassie wasnt drunk this […] -
Futurama Time Travel Explained
Posted on January 25, 2008 | 1 CommentMisterAwesome10 (12:07:53 AM): this bender movie overdid it on the time travel rules and parradoxes. im sitting here taking notes trying to understand it completely MisterAwesome10 (12:07:57 AM): watch it […] -
Trouble at the Nail Salon
Posted on January 19, 2008 | No CommentsI had to share this story from a female friend… LittleLaguna3: i want you to kill the asian who fucked my nails up btw richar900: i’ll have them taken care […] -
![Screw you Myspace! You mean nothing to me! You should mean nothing to everyone. I’ve said it dozens of times before and I still keep having to say again and […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/picture-3-115x115.png "Myspace is making my relationship more difficult")
Myspace is making my relationship more difficult
Posted on December 13, 2007 | No CommentsScrew you Myspace! You mean nothing to me! You should mean nothing to everyone. I’ve said it dozens of times before and I still keep having to say again and […] -
![What can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jdscketch-115x115.jpg "I’m lactose. And tolerant")
I’m lactose. And tolerant
Posted on December 5, 2007 | No CommentsWhat can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this […] -
Oh, check it out. John Deere stuff…
Posted on November 30, 2007 | No CommentsRenholder5x (1:41:14 AM): click my link richar900 (1:41:18 AM): never Auto response from Renholder5x (1:41:18 AM): Love ’em!! Renholder5x (1:41:53 AM): CLICK IT!!!!!!!!!!! Renholder5x (1:42:29 AM): CLICK IT NOW!!!!! Renholder5x […] -
![dickkead: dude, i have an important question that you might be able to answer for me Richar900: k dickkead: do you have any idea where i can get a free […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/macysgiftcard-115x115.jpg "Myspace users understand this")
Myspace users understand this
Posted on November 8, 2007 | No Commentsdickkead: dude, i have an important question that you might be able to answer for me Richar900: k dickkead: do you have any idea where i can get a free […] -
Sometimes jokes are too easy
Posted on November 7, 2007 | No CommentsAnd in those cases it is your duty not to make them. It’s tacky. Renholder5x: Shit man, I haven’t stopped listening to “One More Time” while I’m on the computer […]