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Why I just bought a $500 Apple Watch that I don’t even want
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Easter Thuggin Like the OG Gangsta G-Chrize
Posted on April 5, 2015 | No Commentsbringin the house down an gettin turnt on sugar slugs that vaguely resemble infant chickens made out of marshmallow sugar product and some bomb azz chocolate bunnies (solid choc like […] -
How to keep yourself motivated
Posted on April 3, 2015 | No CommentsPeople ask me how I stay motivated or how THEY can become motivated. The answer is: you motivate yourself. If that’s unsatisfying (and it is) then it should be. Your […] -
Don’t Be A Fool This April (or any other month)
Posted on April 1, 2015 | No CommentsYou are weak, ugly, not good enough to achieve your goals, and you don’t deserve to be happy. You are a victim of circumstances and of society and the odds […] -
A Quick And Dirty 5 Point Guide to Arrogance-Shaming…
Posted on March 28, 2015 | No CommentsAs your patron saint of humility through my demeanor of satirical arrogance, I have unique insight into the motives and approaches of those around people who deputize themselves as enforcement […] -
Why St Patrick’s Day is the best non-gifting Holiday
Posted on March 17, 2015 | No CommentsI’m including Halloween as a gifting holiday cuz it is one despite not necessarily being thought of as such. The answer is the greenness. The End. -
How to know if someone has potential as a Talent
Posted on March 10, 2015 | No CommentsCasting talent in roles that are often not yet defined, or just casting talent in non-roles because I think they have potential has raised the interesting question of “how the […] -
Stop Double Booking
Posted on March 8, 2015 | No CommentsMake single commitments. Don’t commit to go ice skating and see a movie at the same time on the same day. It’s not a good idea. The whole 80s tv […] -
Something you should know before you ask me to “hang out”…
Posted on February 20, 2015 | No CommentsI think you’re great. You know this by my lack of telling you otherwise. But at this current point in time I don’t want to hang out with you… It’s […] -
The day I sold my soul, became a loser, and generally gave up on life…
Posted on February 16, 2015 | No CommentsAKA: The day I started playing Candy Crush on my phone… Why would I do this? Why would I just give up on a life of success, happiness, wealth, fame, […]