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![I like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "My pain threshold continues to shock and amaze tha ladies")
My pain threshold continues to shock and amaze tha ladies
Posted on October 4, 2014 | 1 CommentI like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is […] -
![It is with a heavy heart and cold, dry body, that I regretfully announce the death of my beloved hot tub, Tubitha Jettson. Tubitha was special. She seated 5 people […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tubithaDED-115x115.png "Sad Announcement: the passing of my beloved Hot Tub")
Sad Announcement: the passing of my beloved Hot Tub
Posted on September 17, 2014 | No CommentsIt is with a heavy heart and cold, dry body, that I regretfully announce the death of my beloved hot tub, Tubitha Jettson. Tubitha was special. She seated 5 people […] -
![POLL… What should be done about these little mossy growths around the stone rims of my waterhole? I think they’re adorable. But I also think others might not. Here’s me […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/poolpubes-115x115.png "Golly… Should I wax/shave my pools pubic hair or not?")
Golly… Should I wax/shave my pools pubic hair or not?
Posted on September 6, 2014 | 1 CommentPOLL… What should be done about these little mossy growths around the stone rims of my waterhole? I think they’re adorable. But I also think others might not. Here’s me […] -
Another Zombie Evening…
Posted on September 6, 2014 | No CommentsIt’s 2:58am. I’ll get to sleep at around 3:30am. I worked all day and all night. Do I deserve a trophy? Yes. One made of human brains. That’s a zombie […] -
Tragedy: the green light in my hot tub has gone out :(
Posted on September 2, 2014 | No CommentsAwful… This tub of jet infused hot water is not lit up by a normal lame old regular bulb. You might not think this is a big deal but that is […] -
Understanding the Universe
Posted on August 21, 2014 | No CommentsWhy are universes spirals?… Physics. Just imagine the Big Bang as God taking a water covered ball and giving it a solid spinny throw into space. VOOM. Instant universe that […] -
![This reminded me that I should be posting more of my conversation-gold that’s currently just being wasted… Anonymous-Female inspired an awesome idea i’m considering raising money for (probably through crowdfunding)… […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dathairtho-115x115.png "My Gorgeous Golden Locks Are Getting Girlish Gawks")
My Gorgeous Golden Locks Are Getting Girlish Gawks
Posted on August 19, 2014 | No CommentsThis reminded me that I should be posting more of my conversation-gold that’s currently just being wasted… Anonymous-Female inspired an awesome idea i’m considering raising money for (probably through crowdfunding)… […] -
![Steak sounded good for dinner. But so did lobster. and a potato. and a bowl of grilled broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and asparagus. and some cut up peaches, papaya and banana. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lobster-steak-dinner-115x115.png "Dinner: Go Hard or Go Home…")
Dinner: Go Hard or Go Home…
Posted on August 14, 2014 | No CommentsSteak sounded good for dinner. But so did lobster. and a potato. and a bowl of grilled broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and asparagus. and some cut up peaches, papaya and banana. […] -
Thank Rich People for Museums
Posted on August 9, 2014 | No CommentsTook my nephews and cousin Raegan visiting my parents house in Texas to the Perot Museum of History and Science and among the Dinosaurs and quartz stones I noticed and […] -
It Should Be Illegal To Be This Adorable…
Posted on July 30, 2014 | No CommentsBut it isn’t. So there ain’t shit you can do about it, coppers. #FkkThePolice. Seriously though. It’s not right and I know it. But I can’t stop. I can physically […]