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![Previously, I falsely suspected my new pool man for being a hit man and he later died. This time I think one may have visited me for real… I had […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Did a gang’s hit man just accidentally visit my home?")
Did a gang’s hit man just accidentally visit my home?
Posted on November 4, 2013 | No CommentsPreviously, I falsely suspected my new pool man for being a hit man and he later died. This time I think one may have visited me for real… I had […] -
Terminator/Two-Face Woody wants to eat your soul
Posted on October 29, 2013 | No CommentsA dribble of goji-pomegranate-banana-kale-raspberry-yogurt smoothie on my Woody mug turned the friendly toy sheriff into a murderous burn victim Chucky-doll that can’t be stopped as his glare penetrates your soul […] -
About that LAPD helicopter with the search light circling my house…
Posted on October 26, 2013 | No CommentsCould the person being looked for by the helicopter that has been circling overhead with a searchlight please just surrender already? My street is roped off by the cops and […] -
She didn’t say no
Posted on October 20, 2013 | No CommentsThe arms wiggle the sign, in case you haven’t seen one of these before. -
Richardland Manor Tour: Entryway / Waiting Room
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsMy previously written about front door is a big rectangular sheet of translucent glass that glows via the light behind it. Here is what it opens into… This is the […] -
The Pool Guy I thought was trying to kill me, has died…
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsWhen the company that services my swimming hole changed the guy AND the day and time he comes to my house, I was super suspicious and posted about it. I […] -
Don’t Be A “Mean Girl”: Stop Selfie-Shaming!
Posted on October 17, 2013 | No CommentsDon’t you just HATE it when people take pictures??? OF THEMSELVES????? Then you probably have issues you should deal with in a more constructive manner than attempting to pressure others […] -
Check out the moon above my house tonight
Posted on October 14, 2013 | No CommentsAt first I thought the Mother Ship had come for me before my scheduled return, but it turned out to just be the regular ole moon glowing bright. So called […] -
You might be less depressed if you had some kind of purpose…or something
Posted on October 12, 2013 | No Comments“The tragedy in life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.” –Benjamin Mays Directionless and unhappy? Focus on something. a hobby, […] -
Good News! New Ugly Hundy looks cheap and uninspired
Posted on October 9, 2013 | No CommentsFigured you Poor People might want to see what the new 100’s look like. The answer? Board game currency crap.