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My search. For Butt Hunger…
Posted on July 23, 2013 | No CommentsThis wasn’t how I originally intended to spend the last 7 minutes, but… since I did… I have to post about it. The following picture was posted by a Facebook […] -
Reminder: Other’s don’t define you
Posted on July 22, 2013 | 1 CommentI figured I outta share the following unsolicited advice I just left on a drama-queen friends Facebook status which read: I try to touch you and you roll your eyes? […] -
I REALLY freakin hate this dried flower decoration at my parents house
Posted on July 19, 2013 | No CommentsThis thing is the worst! It’s above the head of the guest bedroom bed at my parents house and I’m constantly mashing it with an arm or my skull or […] -
While walking to my parents house…
Posted on July 18, 2013 | No CommentsI was jogging in my parents neighborhood earlier and saw a dead cicada on the ground so I picked it up and put it in my basketball shorts pocket because […] -
Within 1 hour of Zimmerman verdict, already getting threatened by strangers
Posted on July 16, 2013 | No CommentsFor you students of history looking back on this post eons in the future, I will bring you up to speed about a news item that was receiving copious amounts […] -
Dumb argument for treating dogs like people
Posted on July 9, 2013 | No CommentsRecognizing that dogs are dogs is a quick and easy starting point to make a dog-related argument. You shouldn’t need to rely on making emotional comparisons to humans. Dogs are not […] -
Multiple blade razors are really starting to piss me off
Posted on July 7, 2013 | 2 CommentsAm I missing something? How do people use these things? I don’t remember having this problem int he past although its possible that I just didn’t notice it because I […] -
Celebrating Independence improves your life
Posted on July 4, 2013 | No CommentsHappy to see a prodigious majority using “Independence Day” vs the holidays non-descriptive calendar date. The end of Return of the Jedi didn’t lie: Independence is an achievement to celebrate. […] -
The Powerpuff Girls are hot chicks by now
Posted on July 3, 2013 | No CommentsSome stupid bitch is trying to murder my dreams and claim that the Powerpuff Girls don’t age and thus I am wrong in my claim that somewhere in cartoonland there […] -
Soda is not a beverage
Posted on June 30, 2013 | No CommentsThe soda consumption by some of my extended family always disturbs me but then I remember how normal it is and that most people think soda is a drink. It’s […]