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Your constant freaking out about everything is not helping
Posted on June 27, 2013 | No CommentsCalm the hell down already. I get that your upbringing and hereditary chemical balance and failure to deal with either in a helpful thoughtful way has made you panic over […] -
Demoting people cuz they’re awful
Posted on June 26, 2013 | No CommentsI got the “why are you doing this to me?” treatment from another subordinate I had to strip jobs from and it pretty much a crystal ball into the future […] -
Fruity beachside brek
Posted on June 21, 2013 | No Comments“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” –Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Pictured: Papaya with lemon & a cup of pineapple, guava & mango sorbet -
Mack Lessons from Uncle Rich
Posted on June 18, 2013 | No CommentsONLY flirting with the jailbait in the resorts private hot tubs to demonstrate for my 18 year old nephew the basics of how to mack it tew ah ladeh (for […] -
“Cracked” Eggs are the only Real Eggs
Posted on June 17, 2013 | No CommentsDriving from the airport to the apartment in Hawaii, a McDonalds commercial on the radio emphasized “cracked” eggs in their breakfast items. This is because normally, McDonalds uses an “egg […] -
What made you think those star tattoos were ok?
Posted on June 16, 2013 | No CommentsWhat is up with this trend of permanently inking yourself with stars? Giant ones, trails of little ones, dark filled in ones, outlined ones, big ones, small ones, some as […] -
Life’s a Bleach
Posted on June 14, 2013 | No CommentsA Hawaiian kick-off to Summer could be done no other way. I had no choice. and if I had, i’m not sure I would have chosen any different. -
An important announcement…
Posted on June 9, 2013 | 1 CommentThose of you who know me personally, know that I’m a free spirit and champion trend setter. It is under that role that, after much soul searching and personal deliberation, […] -
What to get for dinner?
Posted on June 8, 2013 | No CommentsBe honest…do you think I give my co-workers too much of a hard time? -
Children of the 2000s are the dumbest generation yet
Posted on June 7, 2013 | No CommentsJust something i’ve been noticing while studying the species in the wild, but this image on Facebook confirms it. “Admit it. You always want to school how knowledge knows words […]