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Why it’s okay to hit a woman
Posted on May 4, 2013 | No CommentsThis string of images being pushed around social media purporting to announce what “real men” do and don’t do is perpetuated by people who mean well, i’m sure, but everything […] -
Nail graveyard and strangers
Posted on May 2, 2013 | No CommentsThat awkward moment when the 2 house inspectors are inside doing their work and you casually shoosh off the pile of fingernails you’ve harvested on your desk next to your […] -
May Prediction
Posted on April 30, 2013 | No CommentsToday is April 30th. Tomorrow I have a sneaking suspicion that things are going to get weird. -
Hi honey, I’m home!
Posted on April 30, 2013 | No Comments“Heyyy. Welcome home, hottie. Wanna make out?” – “Nah. Aint nobody got time fa that. These lips are goin round a cheeseburger and then diving into da mu-fkkn pewl” – […] -
Oh, Hello Random Family of Strangers in my Driveway
Posted on April 27, 2013 | 1 CommentMy palatial estate in North Hollywood is so big that when I’m in my bedroom at the far east-wing, I usually dont hear the doorbell because the ringer is like […] -
Control your whiny annoying emotions
Posted on April 25, 2013 | No CommentsThis should be required reading. Well, first it should be a real thing and then it should be required. -
Rope: Jimmy Stewart on Human Life
Posted on April 22, 2013 | No CommentsI watched Alfred Hitchcocks Rope for the first time. Might do a video review. In the mean time, here’s a good selection of text of Jimmy Stewart telling the murderer […] -
Good help is hard to find
Posted on April 22, 2013 | No CommentsTRYIN ta build an empire over here… not always getting the best of help from my assistants. On the one hand, its kinda cool that I have assistants now. On […] -
Greetings from my backyard green lagoon
Posted on April 20, 2013 | No CommentsHappy 420, from mah Cali backyaw-dizzle-fizzle, dawg (am I doing this right? I feel like I might not be doing this right…). -
What every girl wants… Mermaid Hair
Posted on April 15, 2013 | No CommentsOver the years, one of the many things ive learned about females is that the life-long dream every girl shares is to be able to cover their boobs with their […]