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Stranger smile drive-bys
Posted on January 18, 2013 | No CommentsI feel like the biggest jerk in the world when a stranger makes eye contact with me and smiles, but looks away quickly to avoid an awkward moment before I […] -
Oh, Rock…you poor bastard
Posted on January 17, 2013 | No CommentsI feel bad for Rock, cuz if Scissors gets smashed or Paper gets cut up in battle, there is no shame in their defeat – but how does Rock go […] -
I just adopted a new formal torso hugger
Posted on January 15, 2013 | No CommentsLike there was any chance I was gonna NOT buy this emerald green Brooks Brothers blazer… I essentially had no choice. the requirement to purchase was locked when mine eyez […] -
Corrections and Nudez Apologiez
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Phone Fail
Posted on December 29, 2012 | No CommentsPlease note that when engaged in a serious discussion with me about non-philosophical important real-life issues going on: do not begin a sentence with “If theres anything I learned from […] -
Life is like sex with this cowgirl. or something.
Posted on December 27, 2012 | No CommentsA dilemma has occurred in where I don’t repost stupid quotes like these but feel compelled to by the universe because the chick in it is so smokin hot. Just […] -
My armpits are on fire…
Posted on December 27, 2012 | No CommentsSo. This is more than a little uncomfortable. I’d go on to classify it as legit “pain”. I’m stoically handling it by typing away on the couch with a deadpan […] -
Stinkin Thinkin isn’t helping you
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsAs I get ready to start a lot of new things that will bring a lot of new changes which include moving to a nice house in North Hollywood that […] -
Skyfall (a reminder)
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHumans are capable of great wonder and great evil and the overwhelming majority of the species has a conscious free will with which to choose. The Bible says we are […] -
How to look like a douche
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHere it is, gentlemen… A quick and dirty simple 3-step process to dawning the look that makes gay men and under-30 women who want to rebel against their fathers, wild… […]