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I am very helpful
Posted on October 9, 2012 | No Comments.. -
Blonding and funning
Posted on October 8, 2012 | No CommentsUnintentionally looking like Fry from Futurama? -
California is really hot (and its October)
Posted on October 5, 2012 | No CommentsThis 85 degree room feels more like 95, but doing sit&pushups in front of a fan = your sweat becomes an instant coolant. Take THAT, nature. Especially since sweat just […] -
To the Matt’s of the world…
Posted on October 4, 2012 | No CommentsGuardian-Angeled a stranger tonight… Walking out of a restaurant and the hostess is ending a conversation/awkward visit from a guy and the voice inflection, body language, facial expressions and tone […] -
Chick wing suspicions
Posted on October 3, 2012 | No Commentshmmm…. -
Metaphor-Monday: Lying
Posted on October 2, 2012 | No CommentsQuote of the night: “I took the lesson of Rosie O’Donnell in Harriet the Spy far too seriously about it being ok to tell a little white lie. My lies […] -
This new bathing suit has a Prudent Privacy Pube Protector
Posted on September 28, 2012 | No CommentsGenius invention: You know those stupid doily things they sell for chicks to put across the tops of their shirts to class up & cover up their cleavage? Its that, […] -
Mug Reminding Jack
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Apple Nightcap
Posted on September 26, 2012 | No CommentsThis is how I wind down after a long day. These little badboys were handed out to people waiting in line for the iPhone 5. Makes sense… -
Sophia, My Idol
Posted on September 26, 2012 | No CommentsObviously the best Golden Girl was Sophia. Okay, not so obviously… she’s probably everyones least favorite. I think everyone likes Rose the most. then Blanche. then Dorothy. then Sophia. and […]