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Well, where ELSE would he be?
Posted on August 20, 2012 | No CommentsI meant it as a confirmation of my knowledge that he travels to exotic locations often, but in hindsight it mighta sounded a tad racist when I said “of course […] -
Bath before the Wrath
Posted on August 19, 2012 | No CommentsComing Soon: The Passion of the Dick… Looming business meeting tomorrow in where I will be raked back and forth over the white-hot coals of disdain by very important partners […] -
Green Garlic GoGo Goose Juice Recipe
Posted on August 18, 2012 | No CommentsYou’re gonna have to adjust your portions cuz I made a giant pitcher on this, my first attempt at this combination. The taste is fruity with a subtle kick from […] -
Even kids realize your pouty pics are ridiculous, ladies
Posted on August 14, 2012 | No Comments“Uncle rich, why dew all your gurlfrens look lyke *this*?” (referring to duckface pics in my facebook feed). I had to make them re-enact. couldnt have written it better myself. […] -
Did my birthday change without me knowing?
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No Commentseh… -
I want to be in this
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No CommentsI… there just arent words. The obnoxious neon-snot color is too gorgeous to describe. Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous… no matter how much it may resemble one of these.. -
I Otter Know Better
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Coincidental Love Connection on my Facebook feed
Posted on August 7, 2012 | No CommentsLove is in the air… -
No one remembers anything. I remember *everything*
Posted on August 6, 2012 | No CommentsSaw this SomeEcard and they dont usually speak so directly-to-muy-lyfe so I had to make note of it. This is me with every single person i know. i didnt even […] -
A lovely evening winddown
Posted on August 5, 2012 | No CommentsFresh out of a work-bath (where i type up outlines and reply to emails on my laptop in a billion degree steaming jacuzzi tub) topping off with a nightcap (half […]