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Sieze Every Day
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Soy Milk will make you Gay *AND* kill your sperm count!
Posted on June 20, 2012 | No CommentsI had heard warnings about soy from various sources and never taken much credence in it – especially since the most prominent one I remember reading a few years ago was from […] -
I don’t need real food anymore
Posted on June 19, 2012 | No CommentsAs I have yet to figure out an acceptable solution to Saturdays car situation, I remain at my estate in the inland hills across from Malibu, a solid 40 minutes […] -
Saving Lives
Posted on June 18, 2012 | No CommentsI saved no less than 3 honey bees who had completely surrendered to the watery struggle and were laying motionless in my pool today just waiting for death to take […] -
Fathers Day Fun
Posted on June 17, 2012 | No CommentsHope everyone had a great Fathers Day! “Anyone can be a Father. but it takes a special someone to be a Dad”… -
Van Nuys Flyaway will tow your car if your Registration isn’t current…
Posted on June 16, 2012 | No CommentsI was in Texas for the previous 2 weeks and just returned today. The return was less than smooth. Before I left, I was (as usual) unable to secure a […] -
Useless Day of Nothing
Posted on June 13, 2012 | No CommentsGood thing i got pretty much nothing done so far today. not like im facing career ending deadlines and time limites or anything. “oh richarddd, you so funny with your […] -
Protip: Calling dudes gay is not a successful pickup line
Posted on June 13, 2012 | No CommentsTry this one out next time you’re hitting on a lady you think acts in a way that suggests she might be easy to bed: tell her that. Just go […] -
Kale Fail iz a Gangsta WIN
Posted on June 10, 2012 | No CommentsThis kale shake [with flax seed oil and hemp protein powder] i just made is so bad without bananas that i literally have to go buy some right now… Lyyyyke. […] -
Saturdaying is not for Sitting or Playing
Posted on June 9, 2012 | No CommentsGlutting myself on Chinese food working on the laptop in between laps (lulz – laps & laptops) in the pool might sound like a good time, but its actually a […]