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I need an Alfred
Posted on May 11, 2012 | No CommentsBeing Batman is easier when you have an Alfred. and a Robin. and billions of dollars to finance your ventures. hrmm. making the billions is underway. soooo…I should prolly start […] -
The best clothes are the type that feel like they’re not there
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Everybody Hates These Awesome Glasses
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Cheers, Mofos (+ a great background for your phone!)
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No CommentsI’m all hot-tubbed out for the night, a cool tropical breeze with the smell of flowers to it is blowing through the open balcony, the silk jammies are on and […] -
Reincarnation Invincibility
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No Comments[Live-updated via phone // syndicated from facebook status]: this hippy, kinda milfy woman in the hot tub here just told me that reincarnation is real and it is the reason […] -
LEADERSHIP
Posted on May 8, 2012 | No CommentsLeadership means being the first one to cross a street with no cars coming and show the rest of the people waiting that it is okay to go even though […] -
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Making New Friends (Spoiler: the Friends are turtles)
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Sunglass Lesson is a trap for Traps and a lesson in Traps
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Just another Sunday morning at the Office
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The Price is Drunk
Posted on May 6, 2012 | No CommentsA simple suggestion turned into simple hilarity. Tracy was on a roll…