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![Caught this gem at the top of my facebook feed just seconds ago… took me several passes to understand that she meant to say “sick” and made a typo* due […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ihategettingdick-115x115.png "The third time in two weeks")
The third time in two weeks
Posted on March 11, 2012 | No CommentsCaught this gem at the top of my facebook feed just seconds ago… took me several passes to understand that she meant to say “sick” and made a typo* due […] -
![Dude isnt even a real captain. It’s like when they have to say “Reel TV” or “Choklatey” or when Pinkberry has to call their non-yogurt “swirly goodness”. but damn if […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Cap’n Crunch = broken glass + sugar & milk")
Cap’n Crunch = broken glass + sugar & milk
Posted on March 10, 2012 | No CommentsDude isnt even a real captain. It’s like when they have to say “Reel TV” or “Choklatey” or when Pinkberry has to call their non-yogurt “swirly goodness”. but damn if […] -
Marcel and Beck are no Happy Days
Posted on March 10, 2012 | No CommentsTalking about Sarah Palin answering that she voted for Newt Gingrich on Super Tuesday, the following thread arised…arose? arizzled: Damian CNN “caught up with” (read: stalked until she showed up) […] -
No, Dogs don’t love you more than they love themselves
Posted on March 8, 2012 | 5 CommentsThis image is being reposted a lot on social networks and it’s super sweet and all, but its also not even close to being true… Dogs are pack animals. it’s […] -
Facebook’s Friend Request Bait and Switch
Posted on March 7, 2012 | 1 Commentaw, weaksauce. Facebook has been punking me for idk how long. thought i was being super generous and allowing new random people onto my friends list (as i do) by […] -
Shape-Ups
Posted on March 5, 2012 | No CommentsToday is dedicated to trying to figure out what is a proper condensed way of quickly saying “I’m wearing Shape-ups, so i’m actually going faster than you” to a fellow […] -
Join Me…
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Don’t insult me by devaluing yourself…
Posted on February 28, 2012 | No CommentsIf I haven’t informed you that you are useless, worthless, wretch – you do me a great disservice by acting as such. Please stop it. I’ve given you no reason […] -
![I just heard a racist joke but i dont understand it. i assume, because im so not-racist, but… i still wanna know wtf it means. yet also dont want to […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/racistwtf-115x115.png "Racism may not make sense but racist jokes should")
Racism may not make sense but racist jokes should
Posted on February 24, 2012 | 1 CommentI just heard a racist joke but i dont understand it. i assume, because im so not-racist, but… i still wanna know wtf it means. yet also dont want to […] -
Sexting Tips from one Dick to another
Posted on February 24, 2012 | No CommentsI had this recent exchange after a breaking news alert from one of my chick friends about the guy she’s “talking to”. She was telling me some story about him […]