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![Original tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/redsmooth-115x115.jpg "Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie")
Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie
Posted on January 9, 2012 | No CommentsOriginal tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […] -
![Bananas go great in cotton candy ice cream and pineapple spears go great in bubble gum ice cream – BUT – sometimes i’ll just REALLY go crazy and swap the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Fruit in Candy Ice Creams")
Fruit in Candy Ice Creams
Posted on January 8, 2012 | No CommentsBananas go great in cotton candy ice cream and pineapple spears go great in bubble gum ice cream – BUT – sometimes i’ll just REALLY go crazy and swap the […] -
Being a jerk makes you unhappy
Posted on January 5, 2012 | No CommentsI don’t think a large percentage of miserable people get mean – I think the majority of mean people become miserable. The two things we crave the most in life, […] -
Resolute Yourself. Always
Posted on January 3, 2012 | No CommentsI’ve been hearing an awful lot of people saying that theres no point in making New Years resolutions because everyone breaks them. quit making excuses, you weaklings. ALWAYS have goals […] -
Girlfriends give bad massages…
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsWhy do female friends, family and professionals give such better massages than girlfriends and hos? seriously. wouldnt the latter want to make you feel better?? but they suck in comparison. […] -
Facebook Animal Kingdom
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsThat lolcat war I had was a super popular post but it’s how I view all Facebook threads pretty much. People leave uppity angry comments or act like things matter […] -
![Cuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/drunkcliche-115x115.png "New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas")
New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas
Posted on December 31, 2011 | No CommentsCuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […] -
eBay Honor Betting
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago President Romney (note that at the time of this posting, he hasn’t won his parties nomination for president and the presidential election is a year away) […] -
Then and Than
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsThe difference matters… -
![I vaguely remember spending the evening of last years Christmas day owning some whore on Facebook who had nothing better to do but be a dumb whore on Facebook but […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/firegodchristmas-115x115.png "Christmas Jerks being Jerks on Christmas")
Christmas Jerks being Jerks on Christmas
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsI vaguely remember spending the evening of last years Christmas day owning some whore on Facebook who had nothing better to do but be a dumb whore on Facebook but […]