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I forgot to wear pants today
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Late Night Survey
Posted on October 29, 2011 | No CommentsOh hi there. I didnt see you walk in. to my bedroom. at 3:35AM. while I’m laying in bed on my laptop wearing nothing but a pair of Grinch boxers […] -
Late night Longing
Posted on October 28, 2011 | No CommentsSometimes when im still up this late at night/early in the morning i just wish there was someone around i could dress in a baby costume and smear peanut butter […] -
Food is good for eating
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They know me in Burbank?
Posted on October 25, 2011 | 1 CommentSome guy in a crowd of people: “hey, theres a celebrity over there” – Me: “is it Justin Bieber?” – Guy: “heh-what?” – Me: then I’m not interested *continues burying […] -
Reminder: Quit wasting time and start doing something with your life
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Packing is slow and stupid
Posted on October 21, 2011 | No Commentsthe more confidant i am that I’ve packed every possible thing i could ever want in any logical scenario and several highly illogical ones…the more i know im missing multiple […] -
Love me. K. thanks.
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Are zombies a necrophiliac fantasy?
Posted on October 16, 2011 | No CommentsI cant decide if necrophiliacs would have a field day during the zombie apocalypse or if they’d hate it just as much as anyone else. cuz on the one hand […] -
Partying and Lying and Lying about Partying
Posted on October 15, 2011 | No CommentsIn bed on the phone right now talking about how bomb the party me and the girl on the other line were at tonight since we somehow didnt see each […]