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Whats your problem, Dawg?
Posted on October 13, 2011 | No CommentsEvery single day for the past year this same golden retriever runs to the fence and barks like crazy at me for the entire length of the property (which is […] -
Business and Gayness
Posted on October 13, 2011 | No CommentsMy 92 year old grandma asked me about my latest business developments and I explained some of the new stuff i’m doing. then she asked if i was going to […] -
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Goldfish Computing
Posted on October 8, 2011 | No CommentsThousands of dollars and I’m still waiting. This shouldnt be the case… No matter how much of an upgrade I invest into a new computer, I’m always waiting for it […] -
Bum wants drug money. not food.
Posted on September 28, 2011 | No CommentsIt took 40 minutes in line at the post office so when i came out and noticed i didnt take my GPS off the windshield OR lock my door, i […] -
Bath Tubs and Race Riots
Posted on September 27, 2011 | No CommentsDamian G. 9/26/11 9:32 PM You. Awesome guy. With the face. You free to Skype? awesomestguyever 9/26/11 9:33 PM alas no. setting sail to a bath in a moment but […] -
Somewhere, Simba is ejaculating
Posted on September 24, 2011 | No CommentsI bet just-turned-30 year old Jonathan Taylor Thomas is getting a hella resurgence of 18 year old p#ssy now that The Lion King is re-released in 3D. Listen, JTT: I […] -
My first call to Jury Duty
Posted on September 21, 2011 | No CommentsI have been picked for jury duty. The cold unforgiving hammer of justice is about to fall upon you, ye pathetic nail of crime who dares stick out in the […] -
Eff ya ,Tiny Toons!
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Night Swimming
Posted on September 14, 2011 | No Comments“Looking through the water up at the full moon dancing through the distortion of the surface waves. As my line of vision pierces through land air and space. the tone […] -
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Blocklist Friends
Posted on September 13, 2011 | No CommentsI never got an answer to this question so I’ll pose it here instead. The question is: is it a “spice of life” kind of thing to have a “friend” […]