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![Just ate 5 eggs and can confirm that Gaston from Beauty & the Beast is a god damn liar…being a muscular high-activity Frenchman with a strong metabolism or not – […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Impossible Eggs")
Impossible Eggs
Posted on August 12, 2011 | No CommentsJust ate 5 eggs and can confirm that Gaston from Beauty & the Beast is a god damn liar…being a muscular high-activity Frenchman with a strong metabolism or not – […] -
Self Exclamatory
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’m testing out the term “self exclamatory” as my new go-to phrase that doesn’t actually make sense. That phrase use to be calling someone a “chronological liar”, which means lying […] -
Exploiting Trolls for Financial and Personal Gain
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’ve mentioned before that my most popular posts are stomping on dumb things people say on the internetz, but never really explained why or my philosophy on when it is […] -
![Recently I’ve seen a spike in people hastily deleting me on Facebook, reconsidering and requesting to be my friend again… Fuck off. Well, I mean, not totally. It’s nice that […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nevercomback-115x115.png "Once you delete me…")
Once you delete me…
Posted on August 8, 2011 | No CommentsRecently I’ve seen a spike in people hastily deleting me on Facebook, reconsidering and requesting to be my friend again… Fuck off. Well, I mean, not totally. It’s nice that […] -
Whats the deal with Stripper Glitter?
Posted on August 7, 2011 | 1 CommentChicks may not realize or care – but that body glitter crap they smear on themselves never comes off us, is generally annoying and adds zero to your hottness level. […] -
Getting Reminded of the Babe
Posted on August 7, 2011 | 1 CommentLabyrinth was before my time, but I still know about it because I’m cool. Most of my friends are younger than me but are also cool so they too know […] -
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Milk at Gas Stations
Posted on August 6, 2011 | No CommentsQ: Why do gas stations sell milk? A: so trash can pick up their pack of smokes and refill their fatherless babies’ bottle in one stop. Here’s how it went […] -
Don’t Smoke. But weed is a better choice than cigarettes
Posted on August 5, 2011 | 3 CommentsHow is it even possible that any generation born after the 70s ever picked up smoking cigarettes? The only exceptions I can understand are poor to lower middle class people […] -
Taking the Stairs
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No CommentsI used to race up and down 15 floors when I was a kid at my families beach apartment. Taking the stairs lately I’ve noticed it’s still not hard on […] -
The time I got made fun of because of my dead dog
Posted on August 2, 2011 | No CommentsIt started with this link to this blog I posted. The rest speaks for itself. She didn’t respond to that… the last response to this all was: