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Invent this please
Posted on June 21, 2011 | No Commentssleeping is so lame. instead of caffeine drinks to keep us awake, there should be a pill containing a chemical multivitamin for the brain that is the same as an […] -
Cap Trap
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Sexy Figues: girls vs boys
Posted on June 16, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis continued, but since Facebook only allows urls in comments (sometimes, that is. i’ve had a lot auto-removed when posting comments), it’s better to copy & paste with the embedded […] -
English keeps me up at night
Posted on June 14, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s one of those nights again… the kind where i cant sleep cuz my brain is trying to reconcile the dichotomy of wanting to say “expresso” and “sherbert” but knowing […] -
Find My iPad
Posted on June 7, 2011 | No CommentsCan someone call my iPad for me? idk where the hell it is. UPDATE: I was able to find it by having Apple call it. they can track it if […] -
Waking on Empty
Posted on June 5, 2011 | No CommentsWaking up early makes me hungry as fkkkk. I downed 5 chicken fingers, a double cheeseburger, fries, vanilla milkshake and salad just 6 hours ago and i feel empty and […] -
Last Minute Invites
Posted on June 3, 2011 | No CommentsFRIEND: “Dude, you HAVE to come to this party tonight! it doesn’t start till 9 so you have plenty of time. its gonna be bomb! VIP, free food and drinks, […] -
I’m not in Pirates 4. but I maybe coulda been. poss
Posted on June 1, 2011 | No CommentsForgot to ask if theres a sexy Phillipe priest in the new pirates movie and whats the reaction about him? I came across my audition invitation for that role last […] -
The miserable life of Veganism
Posted on May 31, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis is a recent status update from a friend on Facebook: I realized the severity of my veganism today while waiting for a bus on a manhattan street corner. I […] -
Lots of People Leaving Facebook lately
Posted on May 27, 2011 | 2 CommentsIs there a Facebook exodus going on? I’ve been getting an unusual amount of friends-have-left-you alerts this past week and the vast majority has been from people deactivating their account, […]
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