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New Years Peve
Posted on January 1, 2011 | No Comments“oh… thats today?.. sorry. guess i wont be able to make it after all. i’m not in your state at the moment” — wups. guess my poor time management means […] -
Charity Suggestions
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No CommentsDecided to make an additional charity donation outside of my regulars this year. anyone have a good one to recommend? Rules: nothing with “awareness” in the title or mission statement, […] -
This Christmas I found out I am an asshole
Posted on December 26, 2010 | No CommentsI let comments on youtube, myspace, facebook, email, twitter and elsewhere pile up most of the time and i never want to come off as cold to the public taking […] -
Underage Bieber Creeper WTF’smas
Posted on December 23, 2010 | No CommentsHere’s a newly dubbed “innapropro lolz”, slash, “best comment of the week”. It’s a response to line in the video where i say “oh, what? you think its CREEPY that […] -
Lava: not a great food spread
Posted on December 18, 2010 | No CommentsI like scientific advancement and im pleased that we’ve created a paste capable of trapping and magnifying heat to incalculable degrees burning off human flesh and all – i just […] -
Thanking my hairdresser….like a BOSS
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No CommentsI didn’t take this picture, but it’s funny. I wish the person who DID take it would take up godDamnblogging, but I can’t get him to. I bought him a […] -
Unfriended on Facebook
Posted on December 14, 2010 | 1 CommentMost of you know I get annoyed when someone unfriends me on Facebook. i send every single one a message asking why. it freaks them out that i noticed. they […] -
Teaching manners
Posted on December 13, 2010 | 1 CommentWheeler asked me to help him pass around a poll on DammitWheeler.com asking for votes on what he should call his new mobile bartender-on-call (for private parties and such) business. […] -
Girly scolding about Manly stereotypes
Posted on December 13, 2010 | No CommentsGot into a bizarre exchange on Youtube after some freak picked a fight over my controversial comment on a video. that controversial comment was the word “funny”… I left it […] -
Listening? Or just waiting?
Posted on December 10, 2010 | No Commentsi never learn my lesson with these people… this chick is watching Horton Hears a Who on tv and i’m halfway into making an insightful point about how the roles […]