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![Last night I posted this status to Facebook: girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jenagrees-115x115.png "Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028")
Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028
Posted on December 2, 2009 | No CommentsLast night I posted this status to Facebook: girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the […] -
![Filed under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/myspacetroll18phone-115x115.png "If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you")
If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you
Posted on November 22, 2009 | No CommentsFiled under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […] -
![The act isn’t anything new, but more of my associates than usual have been doing this shit lately: the “hey, i just thought i would contact you for the sole […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Getting hated on by drunk driving homos")
Getting hated on by drunk driving homos
Posted on October 30, 2009 | No CommentsThe act isn’t anything new, but more of my associates than usual have been doing this shit lately: the “hey, i just thought i would contact you for the sole […] -
![Everyone is excited for the Where The Wild Things Are movie, and it will be interesting no doubt, but the original books popularity is built on a mountain of slave […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/carawildthingshate2-115x115.png "Where the Wild Bitch is")
Where the Wild Bitch is
Posted on October 8, 2009 | 1 CommentEveryone is excited for the Where The Wild Things Are movie, and it will be interesting no doubt, but the original books popularity is built on a mountain of slave […] -
![Or should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ijurtwitter-115x115.png "TwitterCop: exposing a jail break")
TwitterCop: exposing a jail break
Posted on August 18, 2009 | No CommentsOr should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this […] -
Making new FB GFs. lolz
Posted on October 3, 2008 | No Commentsthe following takes place on the Facebook comments of a posted political article by Ryan: Gina [name redacted] wrote at 2:16pm i don’t feel like reading this! it’s way too […] -
The old “too much free time” Burn (that stupid people say)
Posted on May 15, 2005 | 1 CommentThe most persistant passive aggressive slam I get from people who don’t know what to make of me is the “you have too much free time” declaration. For years I didn’t realize […] -
Richards Personality F.A.Q:
Posted on December 12, 2002 | No Comments“You come across as being an arrogant jerk” At the time of this post, not one single person has been able to give adequate evidence to support this statement. Anyone […]