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![Thank you for your interest in wishing me a happy birthday, however, due to circumstances surrounding the Wuhan Covid-19 virus, I have postponed getting older for one month. My new […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Notice of Postponed Aging (2020)")
Notice of Postponed Aging (2020)
Posted on March 18, 2020 | No CommentsThank you for your interest in wishing me a happy birthday, however, due to circumstances surrounding the Wuhan Covid-19 virus, I have postponed getting older for one month. My new […] -
![I can’t sleep cuz I feel like a huge douche for not having gone through my “happy birthday” messages on Facebook yet. I keep imagining long time acquaintances excitedly opening […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/29093911_2142820759332983_1001383212884164608_n-115x115.jpg "It’s been a week and I still haven’t responded to my “happy birthday” messages")
It’s been a week and I still haven’t responded to my “happy birthday” messages
Posted on March 26, 2018 | No CommentsI can’t sleep cuz I feel like a huge douche for not having gone through my “happy birthday” messages on Facebook yet. I keep imagining long time acquaintances excitedly opening […] -
![What was it that was special about the day after St Patrick’s day again?… oh yea… I done got BORN. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Richardland […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/28753837_2090753277822931_2630209814264807424_n-115x115.jpg "You know today’s mah birfday, rite?")
You know today’s mah birfday, rite?
Posted on March 18, 2018 | No CommentsWhat was it that was special about the day after St Patrick’s day again?… oh yea… I done got BORN. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Richardland […] -
Have I ever told you how bitches be Cray?
Posted on March 18, 2014 | 1 CommentThis is a perfect storm of suck… I am super sleep-sensitive to where I am destroyed without my full 8 hours and the previous morning I got to bed late […] -
Did my birthday change without me knowing?
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No Commentseh… -
Birthday Blog
Posted on March 19, 2012 | No CommentsMorning: I feel like a freakin million bucks. Mid Day: I’m kindov mega-depressed a lil bit. and its nothing to do with getting older or any kind of weird realization […] -
Another year. Another day.
Posted on March 18, 2008 | No CommentsToday. the 18th. was my birthday. It was a day. of rain. and thunder. and flash flood warnings. 45 minutes at the at&t store. with still no accomplishment made. Other […]