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![You coffee addicts really gotta try harder. We all wake up tired sometimes but if you need coffee EVERY dang morning then don’t you realize there’s something wrong with you […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/coffee-need-coffee-115x115.gif "If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?")
If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
Posted on December 28, 2022 | No CommentsYou coffee addicts really gotta try harder. We all wake up tired sometimes but if you need coffee EVERY dang morning then don’t you realize there’s something wrong with you […] -
![To be fair, she had a rebuttal that went like this: Starbuxista: HAHAHAHAHAAH It’s a simple request!!!! Instead of all the damn frappushits the other Bs get. Richard: Oh, totally, […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Nothin Fancy…")
Nothin Fancy…
Posted on August 20, 2013 | 1 CommentTo be fair, she had a rebuttal that went like this: Starbuxista: HAHAHAHAHAAH It’s a simple request!!!! Instead of all the damn frappushits the other Bs get. Richard: Oh, totally, […] -
This Mornings CVC (Coffee-Vomit Crisis)
Posted on October 23, 2008 | No CommentsI have a guest in the house currently in town that drinks coffee, and whenever coffee is already made and being served, I try to force down a cup just […] -
![What can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jdscketch-115x115.jpg "I’m lactose. And tolerant")
I’m lactose. And tolerant
Posted on December 5, 2007 | No CommentsWhat can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this […]