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Convo: I’m not gay anymore cuz I’m tired of BS. and I’m pregnant.
Posted on June 13, 2008 | 2 CommentsSamantha did i tell u that imma have a baby on nov 30th 5:45pmRichard no why the hell would you do that 5:46pmSamantha it wasn’t planned it just kinda happened […] -
Haw Haw. Someone got pulled over. Oh crap. It’s me
Posted on February 10, 2008 | No CommentsI just had this interchange on the phone with a girl while she was driving. Mid conversation about her upcoming math test she says: Girl: [see’s police lights] haaaaa. some-one […] -
I’m lactose. And tolerant
Posted on December 5, 2007 | No CommentsWhat can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this […]