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There is nothing you can do to prepare yourself for when this sick beard grows in
Posted on November 2, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t tell anyone, but I totally cheated for this years No Shave November and have been cultivating this 5 day head start in order to rock the competition. I figured […] -
Chin Strappen this shiz
Posted on September 6, 2012 | No CommentsQuandary… do i make my tagline “this chinstrap’nin is HAPPENIN”? or “chin strap for this thin chap, make tha bitches all clap”? this may be the biggest decision of my […]