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![It’s way past time that I’ve admitted this problem… For years. I have mixed powdered supplements, teas and juices and other drinkable liquids in glasses and instead of using a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/wine-glass-perfect-swirling-115x115.gif "I can’t swirl drinks for shit")
I can’t swirl drinks for shit
Posted on January 17, 2023 | No CommentsIt’s way past time that I’ve admitted this problem… For years. I have mixed powdered supplements, teas and juices and other drinkable liquids in glasses and instead of using a […] -
![Coming into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "DFW hates the handicapped")
DFW hates the handicapped
Posted on November 29, 2009 | No CommentsComing into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the […] -
![Filed under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/myspacetroll18phone-115x115.png "If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you")
If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you
Posted on November 22, 2009 | No CommentsFiled under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […] -
Mouths are stupid
Posted on November 19, 2009 | No CommentsEvolution fail: business lunches would be 90% more productive if i could just shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of having to use the same hole […] -
![Got this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hesayslove-115x115.png "Cruel love is really funny sometimes")
Cruel love is really funny sometimes
Posted on March 17, 2009 | No CommentsGot this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really […] -
![I went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/takemebacktocircuit-115x79.jpg "Circuit City deserved to go out of business")
Circuit City deserved to go out of business
Posted on February 7, 2009 | 1 CommentI went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […]